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I thought the definition of pop flyin' ending involved dicks

So is that why my balls hurt when I don't use the bathroom in school after having coffee in the morning?

(I refuse to use a public bathroom unless I am bodaciously about to piss/shit myself)

I've never had a pain there when I've had to pee. The worst I've had is the feeling of pressure in my bladder (you know, where it's actually all being held), and the feeling mostly along the end of my dick that lets me know I have to pee. And the second one isn't even really a pain, just the feeling that lets be know peeing is a top priority at the moment.

I play in the band. Duh. I had to watch the game.

I have bumps along the back of my tongue, they are kind of strange. but my dentist never said anything about them so...


What do you play, Marcato?

I play trumpet. Been playing for about 7 years now.

So my face herpes was actually a zit cleverly disguised as face herpes.
It hurts like a motherfucker.

Nope, it's not all that big, just in that one spot your lips crack in the winter. So naturally it hurts when I move my lips.
Which means I can talk until an O sound comes up and then i wince.
I also can't pop it because it feels like someone is cutting my face with a hedge shear.

I'd recommend soaking it in some hot water or putting some acne shit on it. That usually makes it feel better, then just quickly burst that bitch. Trust me. I get nasty pimples.

And then brush your teeth. If you don't, everyone here will find and kill you

I don't want to be included in anyone's violent plans.

I've gotten pimples for 5 years now, never a scar. I don't really scar at all, either.

I tend to scar to varying degrees.

Anyone notice that when you clip your toenails, they smell really bad?








Check it out next time.

They're on the feet. That's kind of why. Also if you're feeling like sniffing weird odors take a whiff of under your fingernails some time. Like now.