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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:55 pm 
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Recently, I kind of, not brush my teeth. Because i usually wake up late and can't brush my teeth without being late for school. So eventually I just don't brush, and my teeth are still pretty daisies strong. Just some gunk here and there and I can just quick brush them off without toothpaste and bam, my teeth are fine.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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and then your breath smells like shit
hope you don't go BREATHING ON PEOPLE'S FACES
actually yeah either way you shouldn't do that

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yeah that was my only real problem
It's fixed now though

actually my teeth have turned into hypochondriacs since then ;_;

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I can't think of one situation where breathing on someone's face is good
I guess CPR, but that's more of in their face

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Yeah, my breath can get kind of rank at times, but usually I just gargle mouthwash until it stops smelling, or just some mints. But I normally don't eat foods that cause bad breath, nor do I get up in people's faces when I talk with them.

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Dude, brush your teeth. If you can't do it before school, do it after. Do it before bed. Even if you don't get a cavity immediately, it's fucking gross.

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Guys please fucking brush your teeth, or at least use mouthwash

You don't even need to be anywhere near anyyone for them to smell your rank booty breath. It's an immediate turn off in any situation, and it just makes conversation awkward as hell when someone talks to you and it sounds like there's an open sewer grate nearby.

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I hate going to bed without brushing my teeth. That feeling, that gunky feeling of plaque on my teeth as I lay in bed--I can't stand it! If I forget, I usually can't fall asleep until I get up and brush. Sometimes I floss too, because I like the feeling you get afterwards.

I used to not brush my teeth in the morning, but now I'm trying to get into that habit because I get morning breath and I think it's gross.

Also, I've never had a cavity. :awesomeface: I actually don't mind going to the dentist because my hygienist never really has to do a whole lot of picking or cleaning.

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If I don't brush my teeth, it feels like they're covered in a layer of grime :/


Also, it doesn't matter if you're close to someone or just sitting a few seats away, bad breath can carry surprisingly long distances

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The sense of smell is closely related to memory. If you breath smells like a horse, people will remember it for a long time, especially if they meet you for the first time.


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holding in pee feels really good

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huh
for me it's the exact opposite.

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Sometimes I hold my shit and piss in a little longer than normal so that when I do go it feels amazing.

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SCIENCE:

A full bladder presses against the g-spot and other pop flyin' places which is why holding in pee can feel good for girls

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