1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:34 am

I woke up accidently at 3 and got a drink, and now I've had a cup of tea, vitamin water and a glass of regular water.

But I really dont feel all that better.

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:05 am

Syobon wrote:

Hey DND, can I ask you something?

When you draw anthropomorphic porn, do you draw them with human dicks or the penis of their corresponding animal?

Well, in the aforementioned piece I'm drawing a human male at the mercy of a much bigger female Pokemon - but I won't give too much away just yet (i.e. who the Pokemon is).

However, yeah - in anthro pr0n it depends really; Usually I'd go for a middle ground on an anthro (something between the two extremes).

Note that not all vaginas/ladyparts are identical either.

My personal bias towards these things is toward the more 'feral' anyway (feral meaning less human); For some reason I've always been more attracted to that which is different than to that which is similar.

I only learned how the term 'feral' is used among the furry community a few days ago re: a journal I created there.

betrippin · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:20 pm

I like being hot

(take that however you wish it will most likely apply)

Snarf · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:53 am

Clyve wrote:

I'll go get the fire extinguisher.

Without reading anything else I thought that the person you were replying to has Herpes.

D-vid · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 am

Snarf wrote:

Without reading anything else I thought that the person you were replying to has Herpes.

betrippin wrote:

(take that however you wish it will most likely apply)

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 6:19 pm

I have this small welt on my leg. It's about the size of a dime; I think it's a bug bite. I noticed it last night, and the swelling's gone down since then, so that's good.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:19 pm

brb going to be sad now

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

I have face herpes.

YCobb · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:59 pm

Clyve wrote:

Too 'mature' for Funny Picture thread, but I refuse to let a perfectly good picture be wasted.

((big dick pic))

Heart disease resulting in low blood pressure causing erectile disfunction

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:17 pm

Sobbing.

Sollix · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:25 pm

The two things I hate most about brushing my teeth:
1) The intense mint flavor of both toothpaste, mouthwash and floss. I'm not a big mint fan
2) the ridiculous ammount of phlegm that accumulates at the back of my throat. It's insane how much spitting and gagging (Not due to brushing my tomgue) happens when I brush. Its almost unhealthy
Edit:
whoops! make that three things!

3)
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BRUSH AND FLOSS I STILL HAVE SWOLLEN GUMS AND THE ONSET OF GINGIVITIS.
I swear. My body hates me.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:30 pm

When did you become me Crispy.

YCobb · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:37 pm

One time I went about a year without brushing my teeth
just, you know, forgot/didn't give a shit because I was young

I got the beginning of two cavities over that year
then I went back to brushing and my teeth are fine

it's like my mouth is fucking superman

Sollix · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:50 pm

Gryewolf wrote:

When did you become me Crispy.

Last night, when you were at work and went to the bathroom on your 15 minute break.
Yeah.
We traded places.

Your next paycheck is mine, Grye. 8C

betrippin · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:51 pm

D-vid wrote:

Snarf wrote:

Without reading anything else I thought that the person you were replying to has Herpes.

betrippin wrote:

(take that however you wish it will most likely apply)

Okay no, not like that I just like getting really hot when I do anything sexy

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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