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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:37 pm 
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at first I thought being a japanise school girl for halloween would suck.
But ive met a lot of nice guys in this outfit.
For some reason the women dot like it. Pickin up chicks is gonna be hard this year.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:35 pm 
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I thought you were a guy....

Wat.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:41 pm 
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I am
also im just joking


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I have a random rash on the crease between my upper thigh and my junk.

it hurts like hell every time I walk.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I have a random rash on the crease between my upper thigh and my junk.

it hurts like hell every time I walk.


THIS. SO. MUCH.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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cram a sock or some cloth in there bro.
or maybe a paper towel. if you can get it to stay it will save a lot of pain in the long run


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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That actually works? Huh.

It usually happens to me in the middle of band, where I can't do anything about it.

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Sloth wrote:
I have a random rash on the crease between my upper thigh and my junk.

it hurts like hell every time I walk.



HMMM. LETS LET DOCTOR RIKU INVESTIGATE.


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RikuKyuutu wrote:
Sloth wrote:
I have a random rash on the crease between my upper thigh and my junk.

it hurts like hell every time I walk.



HMMM. LETS LET DOCTOR RIKU INVESTIGATE.


Reminded me of a shirt I saw a guy wearing one time: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."

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It's probably heat rash, actually. Get some anti-fungal cream and maybe some wipes. Keep it clean and it should clear up in a few days.

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Oh shit man stomach ache.
Here come the nucleur farts.

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Why is it when I eat spicy food, I get normal shit, and when I eat mild food, I get spicy shit.

This doesn't make any fucking sense.

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Kamak, you must be me.

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The only time I get spicy shit is when I eat the spicy chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-a.
I can eat anything else spicy and be perfectly fine, which I find weird.

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Since I started exercising and losing weight (down to 185 pounds from 201) I've been getting body acne, mostly on my chest, some on my back, I've even had some random zits on my booty and thighs. I can't figure out why, I wear loose cotton when I work out and I shower afterwards. Any tips on how to prevent more acne? Maybe it's something in my diet?


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