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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:42 pm 
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
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Not to get graphic, but half the time when me and the lady are at it, we're laughing and joking around.

"Hahaha so SMALL"

OH I'M SORRY Great Handsome Oppressor

I DIDN'T RESPOND TO THIS BECAUSE I FUCKING KILLED MYSELF

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FUCKING CYBERBULLY

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Vaxidd8 wrote:
Not to get graphic, but half the time when me and the lady are at it, we're laughing and joking around.

"Hahaha so SMALL"

OH I'M SORRY Great Handsome Oppressor

I DIDN'T RESPOND TO THIS BECAUSE I FUCKING KILLED MYSELF

OVER THE INTERNET

FUCKING CYBERBULLY


Vax you know you'll always be big enough for me~

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:20 pm 
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I am banning myself from AZ now the shame is too much

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
OH I'M SORRY Great Handsome Oppressor

I DIDN'T RESPOND TO THIS BECAUSE I FUCKING KILLED MYSELF

OVER THE INTERNET

FUCKING CYBERBULLY

shit I'm gonna have lady gaga chasing me around now fuck

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Vaxidd8 wrote:
OH I'M SORRY Great Handsome Oppressor

I DIDN'T RESPOND TO THIS BECAUSE I FUCKING KILLED MYSELF

OVER THE INTERNET

FUCKING CYBERBULLY

shit I'm gonna have lady gaga chasing me around now fuck


And you won't even know where she is. She could be anywhere.

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Vaxidd8 wrote:
OH I'M SORRY Great Handsome Oppressor

I DIDN'T RESPOND TO THIS BECAUSE I FUCKING KILLED MYSELF

OVER THE INTERNET

FUCKING CYBERBULLY

shit I'm gonna have lady gaga chasing me around now fuck

man you had it coming

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH CALLIN ME NIGGER, FRENCHIE

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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