1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Sloth · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:05 pm

I'm not asexual, I just don't like steak or cars.

Vax · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:18 pm

It's like if Hussie decided to run two adventures at the same time that were each as convoluted as homestuck

It'd be sorta strenuous to keep up with both of them, but having two sources of awesome makes up for it.

Sloth · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:21 pm

Okay that one made sense.

Vax · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:23 pm

I aim to please

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Vaxidd8 wrote:

It's like if Hussie decided to run two adventures at the same time that were each as convoluted as homestuck

It'd be sorta strenuous to keep up with both of them, but having two sources of awesome makes up for it.

So Viagra?

This is no longer being obfuscating I really don't know why threesomes are good. Better to be great with one than mediocre with two isn't it?

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:28 pm

Learned how to say "fuck"/"shit" in Japanese.

Subtitles teach me things.

Vax · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:30 pm

Madican wrote:

Vaxidd8 wrote:

It's like if Hussie decided to run two adventures at the same time that were each as convoluted as homestuck

It'd be sorta strenuous to keep up with both of them, but having two sources of awesome makes up for it.

So Viagra?

This is no longer being obfuscating I really don't know why threesomes are good. Better to be great with one than mediocre with two isn't it?

I honestly have no opinion on threesomes because I have never been a part of one.

I can see it being fun if everybody's into it, though.

As for the whole "great with one mediocre with two thing"

I wouldn't judge sex by how well either party performs, but how much fun is had and how much the people enjoy eachother during the time.

Not to get graphic, but half the time when me and the lady are at it, we're laughing and joking around. It's about having a good time and sharing your love in an intimate, physical way.

HisanTakura · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:37 pm

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:56 pm

I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should-

Wait, wrong song.

Scoot · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:38 am

Sloth wrote:

Scoot wrote:

I now have a folder which contains text documents full of naughty french words and phrases.

This is not how I thought I'd be using the language when I decided to start learning it. ._.

I'm sorry, that is hilarious

examples?

I.. I'm not entirely sure if you're serious or not.

But,
never "smoke" a french "cigar". I'll say that much.

Also looking up "french uncensored" gives good results.

Also there are like 20 different words for tiddies, omg.

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:42 am

Makes me wonder why Great Handsome Oppressor is so afraid of tits. Perhaps he feels something like nipple-claustrophobia?

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Vaxidd8 wrote:

Not to get graphic, but half the time when me and the lady are at it, we're laughing and joking around.

"Hahaha so SMALL"

Sollix · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:04 am

One of my housemates clogged the toilet up here last night.
I really need to pee and the closest toilet is four floors down. I am also in bed and have no desire to leave
Fuck

Crushter · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:06 am

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

Vaxidd8 wrote:

Not to get graphic, but half the time when me and the lady are at it, we're laughing and joking around.

"Hahaha so SMALL"

Oh god Le Great Handsome Oppressor that was too early in the morning to laugh like that

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

Great Handsome Oppressor
Great Handsome Oppressor, daisies you
I am in English
Fuck, my lungs.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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