1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:10 pm

Clyve wrote:

As far as tiddies go, I'm a fan of large Cs and small Ds. They're a nice size to get a big, squishy handful of without getting into 'OMG, SO MUCH TITS'.

On a non-boob related note:

My butthole has been itching for at least a week now. Think I might have pinworms.

Goddammit.

Man I hate it when I get finish pooping, and my asshole itches. I wipe and even shower but that son of a bitch wont stop itching. But I can't scratch it because I'm like. "I just pooped, nooooo!"

Kalekemo · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:35 pm

Man, I wish my worst problem in life was too much boobage

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:45 pm

I'm going to have sex with two women instead of one. Woe is me.

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:47 pm

It may be the asexual in me speaking but I don't see any sexual advantages to a threesome

You've only got one dick

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:52 pm

I don't know

Sex is a lot more physical than eating steaks

Maybe the guy just doesn't think he has the stamina to keep up with two ladies

Sloth · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:52 pm

But I don't like steak.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:56 pm

Okay let's say you won a car in a raffle and instead of recieving one car you get two cars. You've only got one body but you're going to ride those two puppise till the cows come home.

Sloth · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:58 pm

No drivers license.

Try again.

Chekt · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:05 pm

3 ways never appealed to me either.

Scoot · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:15 pm

I now have a folder which contains text documents full of naughty french words and phrases.

This is not how I thought I'd be using the language when I decided to start learning it. ._.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:26 pm

That page get.

Sloth · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:38 pm

Scoot wrote:

I now have a folder which contains text documents full of naughty french words and phrases.

This is not how I thought I'd be using the language when I decided to start learning it. ._.

I'm sorry, that is hilarious

examples?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Gryewolf wrote:

Okay let's say you won a car in a raffle and instead of recieving one car you get two cars. You've only got one body but you're going to ride those two puppise till the cows come home.

So I'm driving a car and leaving the other one behind? Then what's the point of the second car?

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:55 pm

While the nerds puzzle themselves over bad analogies, I'm having sex with two women.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Exeres wrote:

While the asexuals deliberately obfuscate bad analogies

Fixed.

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