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Liquid bandage is basically superglue that is safer for your skin. You can just use superglue, though.

these new underpants be chaffin lik'a bitch

I'd get the bandages if you can though, superglue doesn't seem like the best idea to me. Just ask about them at your local pharmacy, they should carry them.

I usually use superglue to seal cuts up.

wouldn't it just open again when you peel the glue off?

Wait, Badfish is a girl?

have you ever pooped so hard that more poop comes out than it should and then your butt hurts but also feels good because it was the best goddamn poop youve ever made

yeah
that just happened

@Turbo
Yeah, that happens sometimes.

Also today I learned that my bra size is actually 34A. And I've been wearing 36B's for forever. No wonder they seemed so big
So I bought new ones. It feels really weird to say that I'm an A-cup.

Yes.

I am unfamiliar with bra sizes. So A would be considered smaller than B? Or is it something else, and it's the numbers preceding the letters that dictate size?

The numbers indicate how wide around the strap goes, the letters are for cup sizes. A is smallest, and I'm not sure which letter is the end. (I've heard there are M's but probably only one person wears those)
A is considered pretty small, but I never thought my tiddies were that small.

AA I think is the smallest you can easily find in department stores, whereas DDD/E is the biggest (last I checked) you can get in stores. You have to go to a special place to get anything bigger than DDD.

A is very small, close to being flat boobies. B or C is generally average "handfull" sized boobies. D is pushing on "big" tiddies.

While my sister was pregnant she ended up with E tiddies.
I overheard her talking about to to my mom when I was coming down the stairs one day.
'Twas disturbing.

Story of my life

My Ex had A-cups but when she was standing they still looked pretty big but when she lied on her back harharhar they were almost completely gone.
Crispy has really big ones. They're squishy x3