AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i've seen signs of saying we have a nurse but i've never seen her or heard of anyone going to her
and nachal that was only really in primary school (for me), now I'm in secondary school and you're ill the teacher sends you to the medical room where you either sit it off or if it's really bad you're parents will pick you up. Also one time I fell down the stairs and the teacher put me in there and a teacher came in (who had some sort of medical degree, possibly first aid, there's a few teachers who have them) and then I got picked up.

The Nurse at my schools was always there to give people their pills (Ritalin) and to send people home if they claimed to feel ill.

Our school has the best/worst nurse
I went down there once feeling sick
Told her my name
She didn't believe me

"No seriously just check the computer, there's a student here named Yorick Cobb and it's me"
"No way"
"The computer is right next to you can you please just check it"

Then my name reminded her of corn
And I became an expert on why creamed corn is disgusting.

Also if you go down during a gym class she won't even ask what's wrong, she'll just let you sit until the class is over.

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy.



Anyway. I had to belch but it kinda got stuck in my throat and I don't want to force it out in fear of vomiting.

Not until you can work in my middle name-Adlai

suddenly I have the worst name

Bah, whenever I shave I tend to get a small zit around my mouth. Does anybody know why this happens or how I can prevent it? If it helps to know I put some oil-free lotion on my face after shaving, but I'm not sure how well that works. I mean when I first started shaving I broke out very badly before I started using lotion.

Do you clean your razors? Wash your face before and after you shave.

I rinse my razors with water, but I didn't know if I needed to rinse it with something else.
Also, I've only been washing my face before I shave but thanks for the tip.

Take some rubbing alcohol and pour it onto some toilet paper. Prefferebly not used. And wipe your face. Spritz the razor as well, or simply replace the blade.

bummer

But yeah, thanks for the advice.

There's a pimple inside my nose

I'm just sort of sitting here trying to get at it with a fingernail, looking like I'm picking my nose.

In a way you are...kinda...idk...

Ugh...our suitemates leave so much hair in the drains...so gross. Glad my roommate bought latex gloves.

My tiddies are hurting, really bad for some reason.

It could be because you're/will be menstruating.

Related to my post in minties.

I still have a fucking cyst or something, I don't know what it's called, oozing from time to time.

It won't go away and I don't think it's closing.

I also have no idea what liquid bandages are or what they look like.