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Trygve
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Trygve. How could you. YOU DESTROYED IT ALL!

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i can look up porn from my 3DS

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A handheld console that kids play on. Wireless internet. Parents wondering how their kids have seen porn.

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I had a boner for so long it actually hurt.
It wasn't even all that hard it just lasted a while.
I practically shouted "THANK YOU" when it finally decided to die down.

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You should have that checked out or something.
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You should have that checked out or something.


That's only if it lasts longer than four hours.

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Trygve
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Traumatized. How could you. YOU DESTROYED IT ALL!

Video Games gave me the idea.

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Kind of off-topic, but that reminds me how no schools I've gone to had a nurse. I don't know if it's a Canadian thing or something but at the four schools I've been to, unless you're injured enough to go to the hospital, you get a bandage and suck it up.



It's a canada thing. We don't have them here in Nova Scotia either.
We have the sexual health nurse. But she dosn't count. :U

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Nope, no nurses in Canada. ONLY THE STRONG SHOULD SURVIVE.

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Its not like Nurses do much in America.

They take your temperature, ask whats wrong, and tells you to either take an icepack or go use the bathroom.

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Or give you a crappy cardboard and paper towel splint when your arm is bending in areas it should not bend.

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British schools don't have nurses. If you're that ill that you can't stay in class the janitor or the secretary will look after you for a bit.

But apart from that you just have to stay in the toilet until you've finally been sick or until your parents can pick you up.
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we had a nurse that only came in on wednesdays and her job was pretty much just giving condoms out

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