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Chekt
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:58 am 
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I got one of those the other day. I wouldn't say that they hurt me, but I just can't leave them alone.

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Need to poop. Refuse to go in a public Washroom.
I'm not gonna be home tonight

Oh god oh god;A;

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But what if someone Comes in the bathroom

I hate when people hear me go.;A; Plus I'm At school

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Then wait until there's nobody there or explode from poop pressure build up.
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Crispy wrote:
But what if someone Comes in the bathroom

I hate when people hear me go.;A; Plus I'm At school


Just flush the toilet to cover it.

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Alex
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Crispy wrote:
But what if someone Comes in the bathroom

I hate when people hear me go.;A; Plus I'm At school
Nurse's bathroom?
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Kind of off-topic, but that reminds me how no schools I've gone to had a nurse. I don't know if it's a Canadian thing or something but at the four schools I've been to, unless you're injured enough to go to the hospital, you get a bandage and suck it up.

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On the topic of flushing while you are still using the toilet (with it open of course) I heard it wasn't such a good idea.

From what I read on a news article about some study, poop fragments can go into the air in 1 mile radius when flushed.

And this was a reliable site, by the way.

EDIT: IT'S 1 METRE NOT MILE


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TVTropes?

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Valbrandur
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Alex
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poop fragments can go into the air in 1 mile radius when flushed.
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Valbrandur
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Wait, what the fuck am I saying, 1 mile isn't right

It's 1 metre
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We should throw a bunch of acid in toilets in the middle east
flush

it's the best chemical-agent-distribution system ever

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