AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Pooping makes the sun shine. And life is beautiful.

I hate nose zits. WHen I try to pop them, my eyes well up.
ffff

Back zits are the worst. They pop themselves and leave a bloody mess in your shirt.

styes(inner eyelid zits) are the worst by far.
And one of my friends had a BAD one and tried to pop it.
He was in agony.

I've never had one but. Zits on you penis/ballsack. I hear those are the worst of the worst.

I've never had one of these dickzits that I keep hearing about. And I'm quite glad of that.

The air conditioning is out at our house, and I'm coated in sweat.

Their pain and agony is of legend. They are not kind, and they are not merciful. To force their death is to bring misery upon yourself. They sit, white as the child of the most noble king, until god is merciful and you wake in the night to find them vanquished. They have one purpose, one and only reason for existence in this cold world they craft, to make it hurt like a bitch when you get an erection.



seriously though, it like stretches the skin JUST enough to where it feels like it's gonna just tear open and it's horrible and underwear makes it even worse.

i enjoy taking a good poop after not being able to all day and having that lovely "empty bowel" feeling afterwards.

feels like a lost 5 pounds.

dead or alive makes me feel funny

in my pants

I like the way you think

One of the worst/best feelings that I've had was about 2 weeks ago when I went out of town to go do a hike with Tuxedo Mask's parents. Right before we were about to head up the mountain I tried to take a shit, but I just couldn't. But like, I could feel all my shit right at the exit, but it didn't want to leave. So I had to do this 2 hour hike in really hot weather with pain in my gut, and extreme uncomfort in my booty. But that afternoon when we got back to the hotel, I was able to let loose, and I'll tell ya...there is not a finer feeling in this world.

They burn like the fires of Hades. I die a little bit inside every time one shows up.

I thought the worst Zit I could get was on my temples.
Hurt like a bitch.