AWKWARD ZOMBIE

watch out for the dargon ahead

Congrats on finally getting it. As was said, the dragon will mess you up.

i still find it hilarious the first time i got killed by him

was just like


"hmm..lots of guys over there on the bridge...ill turn around for a sec to see whats down here. oh cool hi person. la de da guess i gotta fight those fuckers....wait..this seems familar...i think i should step backWHOOOOOOOOOOOSH ded."

Finally beat the Titanite Demon. I bought every bolt I could afford with 4,000 souls and just slowly chipped at him for like 10 minutes.

Oh my GOD. the Drake sword is SO COOL, it was totally worth the hour and a half it took to get it.
How do you repair items though?
I haven't seen any blacksmiths yet.

A blacksmith comes up after you've past the gate past the giant boar. There will be a Church thing full of guys with shields, and some with rapiers. Go left through a path into a forest, and down the stairs.

Thank you for all of your help.

I'm trying to get my CE edition stuff to download but it said I was too young, I tried changing the birth date to make myself older but it was still saying I was too young.
Does it really only work once?
Did I ruin my chance?

Hehe, whoops. I meant go RIGHT.

As for the other stuff, I have no idea, sorry. Have you googled it?

The dragon only killed me once, and then I shot off it's tail and got a sword with 200 attack strength

Currently I have a knight's shield, metal boar helm, drake sword, and default knight armor

I never got the Boar helm cause I tricked the fucker into a pyre with a dead body impaled on a spear. Kinda fucking lame. Can you refight bosses or only in NG+?

So right now I'm stuck on the Gargoyle Bros. and the Arcanite Demon fucks my shit up too fast. I tried going through the Catacombs and man that's a bitch and a half, and not even close to worth it because Skeles give no souls. I got far though, found some souls of lost knights. Tips for the Catacombs when you get there though, until you kill the regional Necromancer, the skeletons will continue reviving themselves after being slain. So what I did was lure the skeletons onto bridges, and knock them off or wait for their shitty AI to hop off into bottomless pits. Easy peasy after that, and I managed to get a hammer halberd out of the ordeal.

Also, managed to kill the first Dark Knight, my Zweilihander eats bitches for breakfast. I got his sword and it's pretty awesome except for the whole 20 str 18 dex requirement. Ah well, I already have 24 str to swing the Zweili.

Oh, and you can return to the Asylum, it's how you get the ring that lets you have good footing at all times. Theres also a secret motherfucking boss that is night impossible to kill right now.

Drake sword is op as all get out. Oh, if you go down into the apartments, watch out for thieves, they'll backstab/ripotse you easily. At least it looks cool as you die.

But seriously don't use the Drake Sword. Removes all difficulty. Oh, and make sure when you first enter the Parish to turn around from the ladder, there's a staircase that spirals up and lets you look over at the dragon and shoot him.

I killed the metal boar by getting him to charge into the a fire and then throwing a throwing knife at his face

I got a Black Knight sword that does more damage than the Drake Sword. Slow to attack, though.

And I killed the Boar by... well, I didn't. It chased me, I ran behind the pillars, it started walking back, and got stuck in a fire. The only reason I got the boar helmet is because I hit it a few times before it an hero'd.

Where'd you get the black knights sword?

got copy a day early and the clerk gave too much cheddar back

THIS BODES WELL, NOW LET US VENTURE INTO THE WORLD OF PYROMANCY AND SOULS

And death