1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:57 pm

I'll have to try and switch out my shampoo then, maybe that'll help get rid of my dandruff.

Chekt · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:01 pm

the most interesting porn i look at is naked people lol

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

So I just downloaded all the Umemaro 3D videos... and the game.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but I'm not going to question my boner.

Dan de Board · **Posted:** Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:29 am

Welp, I'm done with casual sex.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Are you moving on to competitive sex then?

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:53 am

That needs to be an actual thing.

Sollix · **Posted:** Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:08 am

FatOldRobot wrote:

That needs to be an actual thing.

It is. It's called porn.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:11 am

Always fun when you wake up from a sharp pain in your asshole

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:38 am

Valbrandur wrote:

Always fun when you wake up from a sharp pain in your asshole

It's like Christmas, but in your booty.

Also fucking kidney stones. Why. Why are these horrible things something that exist.

Chekt · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:16 am

My hands smell bad and I've been playing with a toenail for several minutes. What the fuck

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:05 am

cover them in water and then in soap and then water again
finally, dry them with a small towel or whatever your crazy third world country uses

Chekt · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:04 am

I am confused by this ritual

hotb · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:04 am

foo you say the stupidest shit

NDividedByZero · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:30 pm

Head of The Brothel wrote:

foo you say the stupidest shit

Quote:

master unfunny waste of space, time and resources

hotb · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:34 pm

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p. fly for a white guy

AWKWARD ZOMBIE