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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:14 pm 
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No, it's a song where part of the choir repeats the lyrics from the beginning while another part keeps singing.

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You're daisies right it is.

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Every time I hear someone stating that breast milk can come from any type of boob I want to punch them

Seriously you spend all day looking at them but have no idea how they work

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my period happened while i was asleep

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Aren't condoms supposed to be able to hold multiple litres? How much or strong do you have to ejaculate to burst a condom?

Yeah, but this is just what I have been told by people in the health business.

Maybe an air bubble can be squeezed in such a way that it makes a weak spot?


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we (our class) watched a video on how they make condoms once, I was surprised how meticulous the process is. They're filled with water and placed like, a vat of water with an electrical current running through it - if the water inside the condom conducts electricity (and they have sensors in it) then they know they have a hole in the condom somewhere.

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Don't women have to be lactating to for breast milk to be actually produced?

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bloodstains won't come out of my new pyjama bottoms. i've only had them for about a week.


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Bleach'em? Or buy new ones?

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I want to wear black clothes more, but I have a flaky scalp.

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Get some dandruff shampoo, live life to the fullest.

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90% of "dandruff" is actually just dry scalp. Dandruff shampoo actually worsens dry scalp because of the chemicals. The solution to dry scalp is to change shampoo/conditioners to one that doesn't give you flaky scalp. Usually the flakes are the result of an allergy to a chemical in hair products so trying something more ~natural~ usually helps.

I had flakes for yeaaaaaaaaaaars and always used dandruff shampoo before I realized it wasn't helping at all. I did some research, changed shampoos, and voila. Less flakes. I still have some because everyone has SOME but if I wash my hair regularly it keeps them at bay. Black clothes go!



Dandruff is actually a disease and would be accompanied by monstrous amounts of scales that are kind of yellow in colour, and patches of extreme itching. If you have that, then using dandruff shampoo as per instructions on the bottle will help, but using it for extended periods of time will not help and only make things worse in the long run.

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Whenever I use dandruff shampoo, I don't have any white flakes dropping onto my shoulders.

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It varies for me. If I don't use any shampoo every other time i shower, then the other times use shampoo, my scalp is relatively good and not flaky.

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