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Marcato, let me tel you about pregnancy.

I know how to made babies.

I HAVE A QUESTION

How do you know if you're allergic to condoms

Because I am allergic to latex but I apprently have not had any issues with latex condoms unless I'm totally oblivious to my reaction



Also any suggestions on varieties to get would be nice. We always just end up getting the vanilla ones because we have no idea and while those are cool and all we'd like to try different ones y'know




Uhh no you can get pregnant any day of the year, even when you're on your period, it's just much, MUCH harder to. Unless you're TRYING to have a baby, you should always always use protection, even if the girl is on a "non-fertile" day.

Really? I always heard it as "not possible except on those few days"

Nnnnope humans don't have an estrus cycle like dogs or cats do (aka going into heat;) we remain "fertile" all the time though some days the egg is in a better position or more receptive to sperm (I forget which,) and it's much easier to get pregnant. You have a much lower chance of getting pregnant on a nonfertile day but it is still very possible, especially if you have sex every day or multiple times a day.

Viable sperm can live for days in the Uterus. It is likely that they won't be strong enough to be able to get to the egg and impregnate someone after too long, but is best to not get any semen in there. Which is why both the pull-out method and the cycle method are terrible ways of "birth control".

The pull-out-method is for morons; Pre-ejaculate often contains living sperm.

Lifestyles.

they are okay.

I enjoy the banana flavored ones. but not the strawberry.

also I still have the blue and green one we got on the Ferry from that guy handing out AIDS awareness keychains.

Look up close at my toes for the first time in a month
jesus christ how did my nails get so long, oh gog the ends are like yellow.
and then I can't find the nail clippers.

Rip those nails right off.

YEAH THAT'S GOING TO HELP.
And I've gone cold turkey on picking fingernails/toenails.
Which is probably why this happened in the first place.

When you put on a condom, remember to press the tip with your free hand. This removes the extra air, which could, with ejaculation, burst the condom.

Aren't condoms supposed to be able to hold multiple litres? How much or strong do you have to ejaculate to burst a condom?

My penis is a canon.

Your penis is a list of books considered to be authoritative as scripture by a particular religious community?