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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:09 pm 
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Then, what would you recommend, Willow?

This feels slightly awkward, yet it doesn't.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:12 pm 
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Really? Hmm, never happened to me.

In that case I'll revise. Try out a few different brands if you intend to have a sexual partner for a decent length of time.

Also probably been mentioned elsewhere but I'll say it again anyway.

The female determines the pace. That's just how it should go. ESPECIALLY if she's a virgin, because it's gonna hurt like a bitch. If she's sayin "wait wait hold up a sec" that doesn't mean "please disregard what I am saying and continue breaking my vagina."

Obviously it's a cooperative situation, and there should be some dialogue happening here. Don't be afraid to actually communicate with each other. This ain't Hollywood. You don't have to be having a silent sex scene here. Basically the more you do it, the more you learn. Don't be afraid to ask questions or express what you're feeling. It's supposed to be an enjoyable, and fun thing to do. Don't make it seem like you're a pinball wizard at the whole thing. Have fun with it and don't be afraid to mess up, because that just leads to awkwardness and, ultimately, messing up.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:23 pm 
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Vaxidd, everything you say is truth besides Trojans, or at least the ones I used because they were crap and broke all the time.

also make sure the guy knows how to use them lol
pinch the tip etc

condoms are the most effective method as strapping a balloon over your junk permanently kills the boner and mood and thus prevents pregnancy and disease

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I had to use the non latex brand which is super thin and flimbsy.

WHY? BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO GOOD CONDOMS.

SO VERY ALLERGIC

I do not recimend them because they are extreamly expencive and have crappy booty quality.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Just to clarify, Willow, you are a girl?

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I don't even bother to question people about their gender on the internet anymore. Everyone is an amorphous blob.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Just thought I'd ask before saying something under the wrong impression.

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I find it hilarious that Trojans are the most popular brand of condom. Being named for the city that let in a gift without protection that spewed out a swarm of invaders.

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Yes, but those invaders didn't attack a giant mass, one of them didn't fuse with it, and the resulting thing didn't eventually become a giant baby that ripped it's way out of the city, so it's the perfect name.

Trojans may wreck her Troy, but at least she won't get pregnant.

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Komodoensis wrote:
Oh wise Bacon, what is your opinion on condoms? Like, would you recommend any brand? Or what. I also kind of don't want to go to CVS and buy 7 brands of condoms.

It's been a reaaaally long time since I've used a condom, but I think I used Durex? I'm pretty sure I did. And I didn't pop out any babies, so I'd say it worked pretty well.

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It's not as much as what brand you use. It's how you put it on.


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Marcato wrote:
Just to clarify, Willow, you are a girl?

Willow is a girl.




Uhm yeah condoms, I can't remember what brand it was I used last time.
They worked good, no babby was formed. But then again you can only get pregnant for 3-5 days every month or so anyway making them unnecessary for most of the month. But better save than sorry.

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And I don't know how because rural american school.
This is probably why so many people are leaving after getting kinda pudgy, then returning haggled recently.

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You're complaining?

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