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Snarf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:20 pm 
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If I was single I would totally flirt with you. I think you're a cool person.


If I was gay I would fuck you.


Oh wait..

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I would flirt with the both of you simultaneously.

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I would flirt with the both of you simultaneously.


NICE PENIS!

I am so good at flirting

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How do I shave my not-face so that I don't get covered in itchy bumps.
It's really unsettling and awkward.
Also embarrassing and uncomfortable.

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Fresh blades, shaving cream, with the direction of the hair not against it I think.

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Fresh blades, shaving cream, with the direction of the hair not against it I think.


what direction do you go if its a jungle of tangled hair :psyduck:

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D-vid
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Even if it's a jungle they usually have a general direction they go to at the root. They go downwards in my case, for you probably too.

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All hail Bacon on his knowlage of sex.
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SECOND. Use a condom. Use a condom. USE A CONDOM.


I second this forever.

and ever

and ever

That makes it sound like there was no other way of protection.

It's a very effective method of birth control that is easy to obtain. A condom is basically your best bet.

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Oh wise Bacon, what is your opinion on condoms? Like, would you recommend any brand? Or what. I also kind of don't want to go to CVS and buy 7 brands of condoms.

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Rinoko
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I saw Pina Colada flavored condoms in Hawaii.

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I see a lot of hot chocolate flavored ones at gas stations.

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Rinoko
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Marcato's Annual Dirty Joke: Women sure do like them Tootsie Rolls, huh? :awesomeface:

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Vax
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Guys just go with Trojans. It's just one of those recognizable brands that are dependable.

The size is up to you, though.

And if you don't want to separately carry around lube, then get lubricated condoms (though in my experience they are not all that covered in lube. Just a bit)

But please always fucking use them guys. I don't care if she's on the pill or has a depo shot or you think it'll be awkward or you just wanna get it in there as fast as possible because you're nervous. Use the fucking condom, even if she doesn't mention it. If she doesn't mention it, that is not a "get out of condom free" card.

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The Willow Witch
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Vaxidd, everything you say is truth besides Trojans, or at least the ones I used because they were crap and broke all the time.

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