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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:03 am 
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Still a virgin. I like it that way. That's all.

ditto


Sweet! Virgin buddies! Oh crap that was lame.

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Marcato wrote:
Silver_Wolf wrote:
Marcato wrote:
Still a virgin. I like it that way. That's all.

ditto


Sweet! Virgin buddies! Oh crap that was lame.

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Rinoko
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Wut.

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The Willow Witch
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My gag relfex is so acute right now that i cant take a bite of cerial without coughing it up imidatly.

I AM GOING TO STARVE.

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D-vid
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:59 am 
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The Willow Witch wrote:
All hail Bacon on his knowlage of sex.

Bacon wrote:

SECOND. Use a condom. Use a condom. USE A CONDOM.


I second this forever.

and ever


and ever


That makes it sound like there was no other way of protection.


Other topic: Do you know the feeling when your throat is so dry that it starts to itch inside, you get teary eyes and have to start coughing and feel like you're going to puke? It sucks.

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That makes it sound like there was no other way of protection.

more like that it's a very important method of protection
simple and effective

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The kid next to me in homeroom right now smells like he bathes in cigarette smoke water. It's awful. I feel like my lungs are ging to explode from holding my breath.
Hopefully I come out of this with Guybrush Threepwood powers.
Also I typed withis with no light on the screen so EXCUSE THE TYPOS

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Nachalnik
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the only men who flirt with me are pedos who think i'm a 12 year old.

nobody so much as looks at me when i dress like my age.

fml.
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I think I used to have that problem like, last year when I looked younger.. Although I don't really dress young, and I look rather old so maybe they thought I was their age, aha.

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do you often get hit on by nazis

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Nachalnik
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
do you often get hit on by nazis


a skinhead bowed to me once. does that count?
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hotb
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why did he do that?

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Nachalnik
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
why did he do that?


i guess he was a gentleman skinhead?
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Nefarious Bear
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Nachalnik wrote:
the only men who flirt with me are pedos who think i'm a 12 year old.

nobody so much as looks at me when i dress like my age.

fml.


ill look at you Nanchal~

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D-vid
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If I was single I would totally flirt with you. I think you're a cool person.

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