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Taxicab Samurai
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:27 pm 
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I want said details.
And I will critique, do not disappoint me my son.

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Video tape it or something.
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Terraem
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As long as you're willing to dedicate yourself to foreplay, lubrication will never be a problem.

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Depends on the girl, no?
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ah, I find that with sex, I do enjoy the extra Lubrication. It makes things more slippery. and fun. and hell, It's just plain amusing to squirt packets of lube at people. :U (plus i get all my condams and lubehs for free.)

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Vaxidd8 wrote:
if you're using porn to "increase your knowledge" then you should definitely rethink your approach.
Woops, I worded that wrong...
I meant that in a way as in 'so I know what people are talking about.' That's all I meant by that.

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Terraem
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Noffletoff wrote:
Depends on the girl, no?


I have never met a girl who didn't get slippery with enough special attention. Can you prove me wrong?

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These details.
They intrigue.
But also disgust.
This post is from the future.

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That sounds distressingly erotic

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Basically, Lube isn't exactly necessary, but probably a good idea, even if just to enhance the pleasure.

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On the subject of going without fapping for a couple of days, you guys lack willpower. I'm horny as fuck and have days where I fap three times or more (although that's been a while), but I have no problem holding off for a week or two when I'm on a trip or something. I do get incredible urges to fap, but you know what I do? I don't fap. Quite a trick, eh?

And it is so much better the first time after a break, albeit pretty daisies short.
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The Willow Witch
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lawl virgins talking about sex

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Hey.

I'm only half a virgin.

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The Willow Witch
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what end?

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Front is his virgin end.
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The Willow Witch wrote:
lawl virgins talking about sex

Holy shit thank you

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