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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:12 pm 
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I wouldn't call it addictive, but man, when you get that urge it is hard to resist.
Being horny fucks with your higher brain functions like self control and logical reasoning.

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Well, it's because I'm Catholic, mainly. I never should have started in the first place. That, and I don't want to get caught fapping to hentai.
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So I have a sexytime-related question since I am planning to lose my virginity some time this year (I'll be sure to send you all PMs with the details when I do)

So when you have sex, you need lube, especially when using a condom, right? Well most people I know dont keep sex lube in their rooms so what do you do if you find yourself screwing someone one night? Go without it? Use water? Run to the store?

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Water is a horrible lubricant. Just so you know.

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You'll be the first I send them to

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spit works too. Spit it up.



Cant tell if serious

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Condoms usually have some kind of lubrication pre-applied, sometimes it's spermicidal for extra no-preggers protection.

If you're gonna go without a condom (I wouldn't advise it unless you really know the person and want to get them pregnant) you might be surprised to find that certain organs are more than capable of producing their own lubrication.

I've always felt that lubes are more for fun than anything else - but I don't see how it can harm you to have some to hand.


And yeah, water actually dries out the body's own natural oils and lubricants.

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Also lubes are probably more for the buttsex if you're that way inclined - and condoms are always sensible for keeping those nassty STDs at bay.

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Also lubes are probably more for the buttsex if you're that way inclined - and condoms are always sensible for keeping those nassty STDs at bay.



I see what you did there

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Well, the anus/rectum isn't really equipped to lubricate itself as effectively as the vagina, so it's a good idea to give it some assistance with the aforementioned lube, otherwise the friction produced during intercourse will make each partner very sore, if not break skin and/or membranes.

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