AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Despite all my parents' efforts to shelter me I got the internet at 8 and yeah.

Although I knew the basic mechanics of sex when I was like fucking 6 I think I don't remember. Super early. Mid-late teens saw me more educated.

Also I'd been masturbating for got knows how many years before I even knew what I was doing. I'm talking younger than 10 years old here. A lot younger.

Pretty much the same here Shaz, although I didn't masturbate too young. But I knew all about sex and how it worked,hell, I knew what everything was for (balls, tits, etc.)
So I'm always surprised when people get all uncomfortable when talking about sex. I really don't see why some people need to pretend like it doesn't exist when they are around other people.
Obviously, I just don't go around talking about fucking to everyone all the time, but even around my parents and stuff, if it comes up, I don't see it as awkward or uncomfortable to talk about it.

Once, Tuxedo Mask was in the Emergency Room, and he pulled out his wallet and a condom flew out of it in front of his parents, and I just put it back, and things weren't awkward.

I mostly learned from waiting after my brother got off the family computer and checking out his history.

Dragonmoon X featured prominently as I recall.

i'm sad i googled that

Same here.

I think my face melted a little.

Wow, based on the last page my parents sheltered the fuck out of meI hope someone gets that bad pun.
My parents talked to me about sex and always made it sound like it was a bad thing, it wasn't till whatever grade that you learn the awkward truth that you are alive because of you parents having sex that my parents told me anything. Most of the people I hung out with in middle school never talked about sex or i didn't understand what they were saying because of how sheltered I had been. I think I was a freshman when I learned what masturbation was, still haven't done it cause I have reasons.Hard to believe i know.
I think the most awkward thing was how I learned about porn. I walked to the bathroom one night, and on the way there is our computer room. The computer light was on and I thought it was strange because it was supposed to off at night. Well guess whats on screen, yup porn. My brother also happened to be in the bathroom downstairs, which is strange because he has a bathroom much closer to him. We all know what that means, but I didn't at the time. Also my brother is younger than me.

You gazed upon the face of an abomination that was popular during the Dialup Days.

I've known about porn for a while. I do look at porn/hentai (same thing to me) sometimes, and masturbate too. But hey, I learned a while ago that it was healthy to do so, so whatever...
I don't have my mind in the gutter though. I see porn, hentai, lemon stories..., all of them as a tools of pleasure. I don't think about it all the time like some pervert.

edit: had to go back and change my meaning. I sounded like an idiot...

lemon story? haha how old are you

*completely unaware of the term 'lemon story' until just now*

lemon story is like

fandom speak for written porn

haha oh man i haven't heard that term since i was 13 holy shit

when the internet gives you lemons


make sexy lemonade


ladies

Sorry but I just couldn't get that image away.

i lost weight this week despite doing nothing apart from surfing the internet and eating

god, I wish i lost weight like that.

Still, Nacha... Go outside. Go for a small walk. :3 you'll feel better about yourself~