Corrupt a Wish

Nefarious Bear · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:11 pm

SHAZAM! you can now sing like a dead guy.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

YCobb · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:19 pm

Granted
seconds are now hours, there are sixty thousand hours in a minute and twenty four seconds in a day

I wish my essay wasn't so long, I think it's a bit over the top here

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:21 pm

Granted. Your essay can only be a page long but you must explain the origin of the universe in complete detail with no mistakes or you get a 0.

I wish that the RNG in Persona 4 would stop being such a dick.

ShadowGuy · **Posted:** Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:41 am

Granted, now it's worse!!!

I wish that I could create objects out of nothing and send them flying around!

YCobb · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:23 am

Granted, but you can only make dragon dildos and send them flying towards Spoony

I wish today wasn't such an uncertain day

D-vid · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:39 am

Granted, it now is certainly the 1st of October, 2011.

I wish those headaches were gone.

YCobb · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:41 am

Granted
The blood vessel in your brain burst and now not only is your headache gone, so is your ability to speak words.

I wish the pizza I just ate had lasted a bit longer.

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:48 pm

Granted, your mouth now generates an infinite supply of pizza. Unfortunately you cannot breathe pizza and you quickly succumb to the tastiness.

I wish that whoever corrupts this has a great day.

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:28 pm

my day was fucking horrible
thanks, dick

I wish for the eternal darkness to fall upon each and every one of you.

NDividedByZero · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:31 pm

"The eternal darkness" is just a codename for every problem in the world being fixed. All is well now.

I wish I could sleep on time and wake up on time and not have any nightmares.

Zang · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:36 pm

you can now sleep peacefully, precisely, and calmly, but you have extremely awkward dreams all the time

I wish I had an awesome halloween costume

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:42 pm

you are now in a giant ball that looks like awesome face. you roll down a hill and get hit by a semi. you die on impact.

I wish for bitches everywhere.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:43 pm

There are female dogs everywhere.

I wish I had a box of horses.

ShadowGuy · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:07 pm

Granted, but the box imploded and kills everyone you love due to too many horses in 1 small cardboard box.

I wish I had a MILLION DOLLARS!

ThatThatOneGuy · **Joined:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:16 pm **Posts:** 61

Granted
but it turns out the million dollars is a pool full of gold coins. You jump into to pool, expecting to dive into the pool like water, only to split your head open when you land onto the shiny metals coin you desired so much.

i wish life would end.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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