AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I want to be an archaeologist.

It's been my dream job since I was a bitty child, and right now I'm going to school for it.

Huuurrr How did you discover my top secret fetish?

*Complimented*

I guess I'd like to create a series of graphic novels and get them published and hopefully make some cheddar.

That's not really a career choice though...

...or is it?

Like most of you probably are, I am looking for a career in video games. I also would love to write novels.

But as a just in case, I know some people who can get me a part time job in the local Games Workshop. Thats my last resort though.

You already have the mustache.

I'd kinda like... what am I saying, I WILL become a director and a writer.
I write since I'm a kid and I haven't felt as powerful and full as I am when I write... except when I shoot. Having the power to create a PICTURE, something that we SEE, has always seemed incredible. And it's actually incredibly enjoyable.
So I'm gonna write and shoot your booty ! (don't take it too personnally...)

That is what she said, John. That is what she said.

Your moms lover

Why?
What about your dreams of becoming a mariachi? Don't throw away what you already started!

Ya had a good thing goin' for ya, kid, and now ya've gone an' thrown it away!

Aye, it pains me so to see such foolhardiness amongst teday's yout'.

I be sorrey?

...'?

I would either be a cartoonist, or a video game storyline-maker person. What is that even called?

I'm going to live off my parents.

Video game designer or programmer. I am in college and working my way there. Associate in Computer Science in Programming and then unto a bachelor art computer science 3d game design degree. Man I have so much to learn.

Hajimemashite. Watashi wa Nightduck desu. Dozo yoroshiku.

Yaku English hakuchi.
Watashi isei toransure-to
I have to wonder how reliable that translator I used is...