AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh God why D:

haha at my old high school two middle schoolers got caught doin the nasty up on the stage in the gym.

>Middle schoolers
>Fourteen at the oldest

>Not going to express any sort of opinion whatsoever

Maybe they were practicing for the talent show?

Speakign of nasty things kids do. When I was in like, 3rd grade, if somebody farted in the class room and somebody smelled it and nobody knew who it was, everybody would had to stand up and some kids would walk around sniffing everybody's butt and whoever had a stinky butt would have the kid who sniffed it say "Ew it was him!" ANd everybody wouldlaugh and thing the kid with the smelly butt was nasty.

I'm starting to realize how normal my school was.

That actually sorta makes it sound

Like it turns you on

That was how it was supposed to sound. And then you realize I was joking and move on.

Yeah Exeres have something to hide?
Like a boner?
Hmmm?

It's a banana in my pocket, nothing more.

Oh I see, well it better split.
Badumtish.
Speaking of which, the little kids in my school were very sexualy aware, or something. Guys we were like, 7-9 and they were talking about pussies and fucking little bitches.
Meanwhile your innocent little Grye was all confussled and got teased for not knowing what the shit they were talking abot.

Ah youth.

Grye, dude, I was even more innocent than you.

Like, I didn't even know about masturbation until I was in my early to mid-teens.

I mean, I knew about the mechanics of penises and vaginas earlier than most, but the whole masturbation thing I didn't get until later.


I could've saved myself the effort of censoring all that because we're in the TMI thread, derp.

I censored it because it's awkward to talk about.

But I know the feeling DND.. Actualy I learned all of that stuff from my friends.
They told me to look up this weird thing called "Porn" And I didn't even know what cum is/never did until I was 13 and I was jerking off since 10. It was an interesting discovery.
Always thought it was pee.

The jerking off thing didn't even occur to me until about the age of 13, yeah.

When I was much younger (like five years old) I thought having a boner meant I had to go to the toilet, haha!

What a dumbass.

At my middle school two kids got caught have sex in the bathroom having sex and then the bathrooms were locked after school.

Middle school sex-stuff.
In middle school everybody was talking about on the bus one morning that these two kids at a party got drunk and had sex in the Jacuzzi.