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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:01 pm 
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Fap cramps. Ahaha.
I use to masturbate in the shower alot. Even though I rinsed my balls off some soap would still be there. And like, my balls would get super crusty. So it looked really weird.

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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Did any other boy here, when they first started masturbating, eventually have their fingers lock into a masturbating position?
My god that made me so nervous and it lasted a ridiculously long time.

No, but my hands are permanently locked into a controller holding position.
The left thumb is higher up than the right because that's the one with the control stick.

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My farts smell like peanutbutter for some reason.
I havent eaten any today :psyduck:

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It's really uncomfortable if you're alone at home and doing some masturbating and you have an orgasm at the exact time someone else is coming home. Awkward!

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scebboaliwiw
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Indeed it is. Especially when they feel the need to instantly, loudly announce their precense loudly and with lots of loud volume.
Loudly.
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Snarf
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I have actually masturbated a few times while other people were in the room.
I am pretty sure they didn't know.

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Fooflyer
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but have you ever done it while someone was right next to the bed talking to you?
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Snarf
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No just one time when my friends were watching a movie in the same room.
Another time when my friend had his back to me watching TV
And several times since my bro and I share a room.

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Komodoensis
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How about that feel when you are just about to start masturbating, and are about to click on your porn, and someone walks in your room, sitting there with an uncomfortable boner you have to hide. And then that boner dies and you lose all motivation.

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Fap in bathroom
???
profit

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Komodoensis
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Fap in bed.
Comfort with pleasure.
?????
Profit.

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NDividedByZero
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it's annoying to get bogeys out of my nose

that's as TMI as I could get

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Komodoensis wrote:
Fap in bed.
Comfort with pleasure.
?????
Profit.


Malum wrote:
Fap in bathroom
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profit


Fap in shower
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Profit

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Snarf wrote:
I have actually masturbated a few times while other people were in the room.
I am pretty sure they didn't know.

You are the Big Boss of masturbation.

Speaking of fapping, I've decided to try and quit. Four days so far.

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Captain_Nick
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A disturbing addition to the conversation- One time a kid was caught masturbating during a computers class at my school... by the teacher...
He had to come into school and talk with his parents about the whole situation.

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