AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I think this right here is gray area.

It doesn't make a difference who you are, it's the fact that you went apeshit on a wigger (Don't feel bad, I hate them all too)for no discernable reason. At least not to those who were watching. Or hearing. They might all think you have some sort of high-functioning autism now.

Back when i was a mini-Oracle, even before i accidentally stole the piece of candy, i was hanging out in the parking lot at the apartments i lived in at the time. I was in the back of my mom's pickup-truck, because i liked being in there, when some boys a few years older than me started calling me, a tiny 3-4 year old girl, names and throwing rocks at me.

I started to cry, so they threw the rocks harder, and i got out of the truck and was heading back to my ground-floor apartment when one of the boys started chasing me with a stick and hitting me with it.

In self-defense, i grabbed a stick, turned and swung it, dropped the stick and ran to my home.


I later found out i sliced the kids eye open with the stick. He had followed me to my apartment(i was hiding in my closet by now) and my mom gave him what first aid she could and took him back to his own apartment.

There was lots of blood on the porch..



Weird how bad shit happens to itty-bitty-Oracle. D: My mom gave me some spankings and then hugged me. I crieded.

Agreed with Ame.

MAKE THAT SON OF A BITCH BLEED SOME MOAR IF HE EVER DECIDES TO LAY A HAND ON YOU AGAIN.

Well, I've stolen some chocolates... as in eating it in the store...
Stolen a couple dollars do buy candy... (in total)



Then when I was a kid I was in a public pool and there were some girls talking in an edge, so I started swimming around them and they thought I was some pervert and started to drown me... bastards.

I wasn't being a pervert, but maybe deep inside, my instinct... :awesome:

Well then, I suppose I could say that I've accidently hit a girl in the chest if accidental perversion is gray area.

Well this one time like... a year ago i was in art class when this really annoying kid who thinks hes my friend was "surreptitously" stealing my art supplies (i get extremely rustled when people do that) and kicking me under the table, when i said "can you please stop?" he just goes "i dont know what your talking about" eventually after getting my sharpener back from him the 3rd time i got up walked over wrapped my hand around his elephant trunk of a neck and told him to stop fucking bothering me. The outcome? He started getting home schooled and i got suspended for like 7 days .....so worth it now that he's gone.

I don't know if this counts, but there were a few kids (About 9 years old) picking on my little sister (who was also nine, but she's small). They started throwing rocks from their driveway at her, like tiny things. So I threw a fist-sized rock at one of their heads.
Then I
RAN.
LIKE.
HELL.

Another time, at my cousins birthday party, my cousins parents had rented out this hall for a party, we started playing musical chairs and some 7 year old tried to nudge me out of my seat when i was already sitting down.
I pushed her over.

Second part isn' really, eh... Also, go make an intro.

Well, I suppose that if you look at it one way, I punched a cop.

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It went from four stars to five.