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Terraem
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:28 am 
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I like how wearing a bra makes me feel sexy. Now I don't have to steal other peoples underwear anymore!

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The Idiotic Oracle
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why is it that every time i feel like i am about to have earth-shattering diarrhea that nearly CANNOT WAIT, and head to the bathroom, it's occupied.

GRANDMA, WHY

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DarkSurfer
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are your bowels like the pits of mt. doom

cause i have this wicked bad ring i need to get rid of

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Nachalnik
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I can always tell when I'm going to have a really bad dizzy spell or extreme nausea at least 20 minutes before it actually happens.

I take it other people can do that too, right?
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Cafall
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honestly, bloomers look pretty comfortable

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Nachalnik
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I wish my vagina would stop oozing for no reason.

It's like it's throwing up down there!
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BurntToShreds
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Well stop having erotic dreams. :colbert:

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Superior Bacon
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it looks like someone was murdered in my underwear

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Bacon wrote:
it looks like someone was murdered in my underwear


I know that feel, bro. Forensics just finished cleaning my crime scene up.

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Rinoko
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>Leave this thread for a couple days and come back.

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it looks like someone was murdered in my underwear


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Valbrandur
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No offense but it sounds like it could be used as a really bad pick up line.

"There's been a murder in your underwear. I'm here to investigate."
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Gryewolf
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Or how about "Hi I'm Moses and god says he wants me to part your red sea."

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The Idiotic Oracle
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scebboaliwiw
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Did any other boy here, when they first started masturbating, eventually have their fingers lock into a masturbating position?
My god that made me so nervous and it lasted a ridiculously long time.
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