AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I hope you can BEAR for some more
because it BEARLY amounts to the unBEARable number of bear puns I have
[and oh god yes teddie]

Guys.

You're upsetting Yogi.

Thank you and goodnight.

guys stop or he'll cub you-I mean club you

I had a whole three paragraph thing lined up detailing issues with my bowels. The very last sentence was going to be a bear pun. All of it deleted in favor of this.

YOU SEE WHAT PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED

>Man my shoulder's really hurting, I wonder what it is.
>Go to bathroom
>Lower part of shirt covering shoulder
>TRIFECTA OF THREE, PUS-FILLED, ZITS ALL IN THE SAME SPOT
>Sweetjesushavemercy.jpg

I shower every day man. How the hell does this happen.

Fucking shoulder-ne.
Almost as bad as the occasional butt-zit.

Got a pair of those standing sentinel over the crack, looking down into the abyss.

If you can't masturbate behind the computer or in your room, what stops you from doing it in the shower? Where the sweetly caressing jets of water wash away your sin, nigh instantaneously!

I've heard that doing that a lot can cause the stuff to clog in the drain, have fun explaining that to your dad when the drain gets clogged and he pulls up a hairy ball of jizzey goodness
Man just think of that, ugh

Don't do it a lot, then.

I find that lately, whenever I look in my fridge/ freezer I get this incredible urge to throw up. It's been going on for the past week or so and because of this feeling, I havent really been able to eat much of anything. except ice cubes. And other such freezing things. I can't even look at hot food anymore without getting the nauseous, pukey feeling in the back of my throat/top of my mouth/ pit of my stomach.
Sucks a lot man.
and what I do manage to get down always just makes me feel sicker.

Man I have this same feeling all the time just lookin at food.

That or I get so lazy

So lazy

That I look at food and think of the energy that it's going to take to get that food into my mouth, and sometimes I decide that it is simply not worth it