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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:13 pm 
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I am afraid of that link now.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:16 pm 
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It's not graphic (unless this offends you), just a guy telling a story

He mentions sex later on but doesn't go into detail

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:34 pm 
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That was...interesting.

Moral of the story, don't listen to /a/ unless you're looking for some incest.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I remember the tales of Uncle Anon.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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the story of a guy falling in love with his sister isn't really on the same level as a middle aged man fucking his 9 year old niece

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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There was no fucking, just a lot of guilt and angst and blue balls. And 20 boners.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: i hope i'm getting the right reference
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Ame no Akai wrote:
and I'm like YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

THEN THERE WAS THREE NIGGAS

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's like SUCCUBUS

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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put away your satan porn and go to bed Great Handsome Oppressor

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I frequently bite the inside of my cheek when eating so my food tastes like my own blood a lot of the time.

Also the taste of blood lingers when I'm not eating too.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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The talk of brother/sister incest reminds me of this.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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yeah but my links are cuter

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Nb2 ... t?hl=en_US

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Lemme guess, it was not by your hand that you were once again given flesh?

I'm guessing this is a reference to something but you'll have to help me out with it.

Something to do with vampirism?

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It's from Castlevania Symphony of the Night, the intro. Dracula says that to Belmont.

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