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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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It's more that they just freakin hurt to pop. Plus if they don't have a head, I get nervous and start thinking "OH GEEZ DO I HAVE PENIS CANCER"

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View it as a feature. Bumps for her pleasure.

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View it as a feature. Bumps for her pleasure.


That would imply I have a lady. :(

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Madican, you're touching a sore spot.

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He doesn't know the name in English

Night terrors, perhaps?


Yeah, that might be it.
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Could it be sleep paralysis?

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Here's me, the idiot, thinking night terrors and sleep paralysis were the same thing.

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The secret is to bookmark every Cracked article you ever read in case one of them becomes relevant in the future

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They inevitably do. Each and every one.

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Today I learned a valuable lesson

If you leave a cup of Dr. Pepper out for a few months, it turns into moldy tar


Fun story:

A couple of years ago, I was doing some cleaning around my school with my friends, and we found an old Dr. Pepper can shoved into the bottom of some pipe near the front of the school.

The only way we could get it out was to spear it on a sharp stick, and push on the edge of the pipe to slide it out.

When it finally came out, it flipped over onto the poor man who pulled it out, and poured horrible sludge down his arm and on the front of his shirt.

The can was 1 or 2 years old, and slightly opened.


Although I think that pales in comparison to the old pudding cup I found in the gym that could have doubled as a 5th grade science fair project.

If a kid could correctly identify at least half of the species of fungi in that cup, I would have given him a blue ribbon for sure.

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What a school...

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I just realized how great 90s european porn is
Just, why and how did we go away from this, into the shitty american porn scene with every "porn star" worse than the other :psyduck:

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I just realized how great 90s european porn is
Just, why and how did we go away from this, into the shitty american porn scene with every "porn star" worse than the other :psyduck:


Because shift happens.

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Noone pays for porn anymore, the industry pretty much collapsed.
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