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Terraem
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:27 am 
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It's not so bad if you're sitting. You'll still be thinking "I can handle this. It'll go down if I just don't think sexy thoughts." but then you're asked to stand up.

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HisanTakura
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Same thing happened to me once.

I was at a youth group trip to a monastery and we had to go to church in the morning. Since it was warm as hell I didn't bring any pants, so I just wore these soccer short things. OOPS MORNING WOOD GUESS WHAT YOU HAVE TO STAND UP NOW

and two girls were on both sides of me.
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Trygve
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Morning wood doesn't occur several minutes/hours after waking up. Terminology is important discussing such themes.
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HisanTakura
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WHOOPS BONER HAI LADIES WANNA SEE MY DICK?
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Trygve
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Much better!
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Exeres
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Tell the pastor you are gay for Jesus. Record his reaction and show it to us.

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So I saw my psychologist today and he says my nightmare things are normal. He doesn't know the name in English but it's something that happens if you're half asleep or half awake.

I can't control it or anything but it makes me feel better that I know what it is.
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Exeres
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Nachalnik wrote:
He doesn't know the name in English

Night terrors, perhaps?

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If you leave a cup of Dr. Pepper out for a few months, it turns into moldy tar

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You know what to do.

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FatOldRobot
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Pop til the sun goes down, betrippin.
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Rinoko
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betrippin wrote:
there is a zit


on mydick


I hate those.

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hotb
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more like there's a dick on your zit am I right

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