1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Terraem · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:17 am

Chekt wrote:

So, I was foolin' around with the boyfran tonight, and his step-dad just walked up to his door and tried walking in. Luckily we locked the door, but holy shit it was terrifying.
But you'd think that all the times that he's walked in on us putting our clothes back on, he'd learn to either knock/not come up to our room late at night.

Maybe he likes it?

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

No blood relations~

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

Sometimes I'm paranoid that my vagina smells.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:25 pm

if you can't smell it... then it's nothing to worry about i would assume

so my jaw keeps popping and the left side feels really tense and it annoys me a lot
my mom says it might be because i clench my teeth in my sleep
the question is... what the fuck am i supposed to do about that

Terraem · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:05 pm

Nachalnik wrote:

Sometimes I'm paranoid that my vagina smells.

Just make sure to run some water through it every time you shower. I'm fairly sure it'll be fine.

shazza · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:09 pm

^ This. Avoid using soaps or douches or anything like that as they actually will make the problem worse. There's a pretty delicate pH balance in there (gross but true haha) and if it's upset bad stuff happens. Like yeast infections. And fishy vagina.

Of course it won't smell like cake and roses during that certain week of the month but you probably won't have anyone down there anyway so just remember to cross your legs in public haha

Kalekemo · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:24 pm

So my sinus infection is still hanging around and all that infected mucus is draining down the back of my throat so for the past 4 days I've had horrible infected snot breath.

I have horribly stagnant breath

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

Kalekemo wrote:

So my sinus infection is still hanging around and all that infected mucus is draining down the back of my throat so for the past 4 days I've had horrible infected snot breath.

I have horribly stagnant breath

Add in pneumonia and itchy eyes and you have my Springs.

Kamak · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:32 pm

Kalekemo wrote:

So my sinus infection is still hanging around and all that infected mucus is draining down the back of my throat so for the past 4 days I've had horrible infected snot breath.

I have horribly stagnant breath

Mine is hanging around too and my throat is too scratchy to talk... and mom keeps trying to have a conversation with me.

You're never really interested in talking any other time, leave me the hell alone, I can't talk.

Captain_Nick · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:43 pm

There is too many weeds by the side of my house.
So occasionally, if someones in the bathroom, there's only one bathroom in my house, I'll go outside and blast them with my urine-stream-of-crusaderly-justice to get rid of them.

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:19 am

my bowels are on fire

Badfish · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:52 pm **Posts:** 3480

Laxative time?

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:30 am

dude no my poop is already semi liquid

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Perform yoga to strengthen booty muscles until you are capable of shooting several feet away.

Then go fight crime.

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:34 am

The shittiest superhero.

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