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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:44 am 
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You find a great book, but Hitler comes back from the dead and burns it.

Speaking of which, I wish Freddie wasn't dead. Without him being a zombie, thank you.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:21 am 
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he's not dead now!
just really, really old and bitter.

I wish for dicks. Dicks everywhere. In all places. All physical locations in this universe and all known universes are filled with cocks.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, the Dickening comes and we all get dicked to death.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:06 am 
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Granted, now enjoy your shotgun that shoots out copies of E.T for the Atari and even trying to use it scars you beyond recognition.

I wish that everyone was able to agree that Balloon Fight was the best game ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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Granted. However, since no one sees the need to create any more games (the best one ever exists already, right?), the gaming industry stagnates and stops completely. Every online gaming service is soon shut down and every developer/publisher goes bankrupt... except Nintendo.

I wish I could see Sailor Moon before Friday. :colbert:

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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Sha-zam! You catch one last glimpse of her as the alien's tractor beam takes her skyward.

I wish life was more like a 70's Martial Arts film.

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OK, you're the guy who gets the crap beaten out of him at the start of the fight.

I wish Chemistry wasn't required for my major.

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Granted, Chemistry isn't, but bare naked bear wrestling is.

I wish I could finish this story for spoony's writing thread.

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Granted, Chemistry isn't, but bare naked bear wrestling is.

I wish I could finish this story for spoony's writing thread.


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I wish Trygve was here.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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Sadly you can't pronounce Trygve very well and get mauled by a tiger.

I wish for death to all my enemies.

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You realize everyone is your enemy, and with no people to maintain everything you are left unprepared for the world that sheltered you from a real survival situation.

I wish I had the world's comfiest bed.

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It is the very comfiest bed.
In fact it is so comfy that an entire war is started for possession of the bed. You are the first victim when you took a nap.

I wish a degree in astrophysics.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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You get one off the internet. You are suddenly drafted into the new space program without a clue on how to save the earth from a rouge planet.

I wish for concentrated scene of sour.

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You accidentally drink it all at once and your face is stuck in a puckered expression.

I wish this thread would die peacefully.

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I wish I could read minds. but only one at a time and only when I wanted to.

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