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FatOldRobot
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I wonder why kira even has that pic.
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In case anyone ever asks him what his dildos are for.

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I wonder why kira even has that pic.
in case my parents find my vibrators and ask me over facebook.
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The Willow Witch
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So after waiting a couple of months, 3 doctor apointments and a ultra sound I find out I dont have a cyst, but I have a angry angry gland in my vagina that hates me for masterbating. SO GUSS WHAT I CANT DO FROM NOW ON.

Good News - I don't have a cyst

Bad news - I probably cant masterbate for either a long time or ever.

And sex will probably hurt.

VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I was cringing while reading that.

But good thing you're okay.

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FatOldRobot
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At least you're healthy.

When not having sex.
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Aw that sucks Willow. Is there no cure?

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Not touching myself is the cure.

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That has got to suck so bad. I mean I'm glad you're not dying or anything but man.

That was probably pretty embarassing to discover too

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oh no my mom's not mad at me, it's just awkward as hell

i left it downstairs last night and this morning she just

comes into my room and is like "is this yours" and puts it in my desk drawer

and it's this thing, called a red hot bullet, and yeah it looks nothing like a back massager


also shit willow, i'm so sorry to hear that. is there really no other way?

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Irritated glands don't get better with more touching.

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Bacon wrote:
oh no my mom's not mad at me, it's just awkward as hell

i left it downstairs last night and this morning she just

comes into my room and is like "is this yours" and puts it in my desk drawer

and it's this thing, called a red hot bullet, and yeah it looks nothing like a back massager


also shit willow, i'm so sorry to hear that. is there really no other way?


hohohohohohohohoohohoh
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Why would it be anywhere other than your bedroom anyway?

Where you using it to do DIY or something?

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Maybe she mistook it for a cucumber. Or mistook a cucumber as it?
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