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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:43 am 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Being brought up as a mormon and all we were always told to never do the deed with anybody untill we were married.
Even then only when we are making kiddies. The consequences to disobeying this rule were very very harsh.
So I never really even tried to have the sexy time. Even then I've stopped a girl trying to go down on me(she was ugly as fuck to, I dated her only cause she liked to play this one mmo but she sucked booty, so I only went there to hang out with her dad who didnt suck at it).
But even still, I have had no drive at all to get a womanfriend, until recently. Idk what it is but Im glad I'm geting away from the whole mormon business.

Yeah kind of the same here; I'm christian and my parents are reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally conservative and while we are "allowed" to have sex for fun, if you do it before you're married you're an awful person and it took a long time to get over feeling super guilty after I lost my virginity. And I mean I'm gonna marry him in a couple years so it's not like I'm being promiscuous haha we don't even have sex very often because my drive has taken a nosedive in the past 6 months or so for no apparent reason.

But if my parents ever find out I will never see Tuxedo Mask again and my life will be even more of a hell than it currently is. My dad doesn't even like the fact that I'm with said boyfriend since he isn't religious at all and forbade me to even hang out at his house for almost a year after we met just ugh my dad's kind of a dick

My dad is also super homophobic and culturally insensitive to just about everybody and is one of those men that when he comes home from work don't you DARE ask him to do anything and he expects dinner to be ready as soon as he gets home and stupid 1800s shit like that.

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I sort of grew up knowing how everything worked. Because my mom had a big pop-up book on babys and on how they were made, I had so much fun playing with it.

I also watched a lot of Austin Powers, and crappy 80's movies that ALWAYS had a sex scene.

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Never got the talk because my parents could tell early on I had no interest in that sort of thing. All they did was ask "Do you know how it goes?" and I said yes and it was left at that.

And they're Christian too, but I know that they wouldn't blow up if my brother was doing that sort of thing as long he used protection. In fact sometimes I had my suspicions but he hid it well.

Now drugs, they would crucify him if he ever tried that.

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my mom gave me a detailed talk to go along with what we learned at school. it sucked.

She would also kill me if she knew that I'm not a virgin. but OH WELL I HARDLY SEE HER SO...

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My parents let my catholic school teach me the birds and the bees.
Funnily enough the sex ed I got there was more in depth then the public schools.
I was really surprised when I did anatomy at the public high school that no one knew half
the shit they should of about the sexual system.

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