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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:56 am 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:58 am 
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i didn't realise how vaginas worked properly until i was 17 or something.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I still don't know how they work.

Fucking vaginas.

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Fucking vaginas.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:08 am 
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My dad says don't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.


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YOur dad is a wise man.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:12 am 
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god rest his dickless body when it got bit of by a rabid vagina and he bleed out to death.
He didn't even last 3 minutes. So I trust him.


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I wouldn't trust them either

Especially when the thing attached to it either turns into a raging bitch or sits down and cries for an entire week

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I had the talk in 9th grade.
Here's what it was:

"You know it all, right?"
"Yeah"
"'Kay. Use a condom, make sure we don't find out, 'cause we'll be rustled"

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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My ''talk'' was pretty much my dad telling me to use a condom.


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I never had a talk either, but...I always just kinda knew about sex and stuff.

But my detailed education came from like educational books and stuff...also experience.

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Being brought up as a mormon and all we were always told to never do the deed with anybody untill we were married.
Even then only when we are making kiddies. The consequences to disobeying this rule were very very harsh.
So I never really even tried to have the sexy time. Even then I've stopped a girl trying to go down on me(she was ugly as fuck to, I dated her only cause she liked to play this one mmo but she sucked booty, so I only went there to hang out with her dad who didnt suck at it).
But even still, I have had no drive at all to get a womanfriend, until recently. Idk what it is but Im glad I'm geting away from the whole mormon business.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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It maaaaaaay be the whole puberty thing.

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