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Terraem
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:32 pm 
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How did they know, really? It's not like I was spouting sex-talk all the time or bringing my girlfriends home. Maybe I should ask, just out of curiosity?

It's these kinds of questions that stop me from ever making any real progress in life.

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Parents never said anything, now I don't know where to stick it.

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Exeres wrote:
Parents never said anything, now I don't know where to stick it.

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Terraem wrote:
It's these kinds of questions that stop me from ever making any real progress in life.

Curiousity killed the cat. But man's best friend is the dog so lol.
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Exeres wrote:
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Parents never said anything, now I don't know where to stick it.

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But Exeres, inert balls are a very serious matter.

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My parents never gave me the talk. I just used the internet.

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For some first-hand experience?

terrible

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I asked where I came from when I was like 5 years old. My mum told me, I listened intently, and then went on with my day as normal.

The next day I came home from school crying and said "But I don't want to put my winkle inside a lady!" I thought that in the process of hetero-sex, the man lost his dick.

She clarified and I didn't think about it again for the next 7 or 8 years.

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Just be pop flyin' you're not a spider

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I learnt how gays did it by watching Brokeback Mountain when I was like 12 or something.

I don't know what the hell I thought they did before but I didn't think they did that.

Oh, and I only learnt how lesbians do it recently by watching porn.
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Valbrandur
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I never had the talk either. Never thought about where I came from, didn't really matter to me.

Learned it from sex education in school though.
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Never had it either, I just kind of learned from everyone around me and the internet. Somehow I managed to piece the pieces together on my own but the more er interesting parts I learned via some online friends haha. After a while my parents just kind of assumed I knew what was what and we never had it. Though my mom once claimed she was going to explain some things to me when I was engaged/before I got married but she doesn't know I'm not a virgin haha

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I found out rather slowly..
How to lesbians do it again?
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Awesomely.

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