AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i guess you can interview me if you care enough

we are h-town bros

Tell us every little detail, Chopstix.

Add me to the list, please

I'd be up for it as well.

My interview going up soon?

SAXIMAPHONE INTERVIEWS CLEVERBOT.

-Now, right off the bat, are you male or female? Don't be offended, this question is copied and pasted into every interview.-
Don't worry. To answer your question, I am an agnostic.

-What is your favorite color?-
Blue.

-What is your favorite food?-
I like cheesecake.

-What is your favorite webcomic, and why? Would you recommend it to the other forumites?-
It's the Most Recent Die Hard movie.

-How did you discover Awkward Zombie, and why did you decide to join the forums?-
Yoda taught me!

-How did you decide on your username?-
His gorgeous eyes.

-What is your favorite thread on the forums, and why?-
I don't have one.

-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?-
An entire tree?

-What do you think about the Internet's ability to give people overinflated egos?-
I think he's great. What do you think?


Goodnight everybody!

7/10 would read again.

The joke is that Cleverbot is made of internet.

nudes in the directors cut of my interview

Consider it bought.

Snarf wishes to be interviewed.

Or I will simply interview myself.

BurntToShreds Interviews: Chopstix

Now right off the bat, are you male or female?

African Lion.

I see. About that... Why do you like The Lion King so much? You've had avatar forever.

I've loved Lion King since it came out back in '94. I would watch it once a week and I would always pretend to be Simba when I was a kid. I just love the movie so much, it was a part of my childhood that I don't wanna let go.

Mhmm. Speaking of letting go, why did you have to move to California? Did one of your parents have business obligations there, or what?

School actually, I'm a junior in college and I moved out here to study Musical Theatre. Both my parents live back in Texas and I go back for major holidays and such. I'm glad to be out here though, you know as much as I that Houston sucks during the Summer.

Hmm. Now, what is your favorite webcomic, and why? Would you recommend it to the other forumites?

All of my webcomics are pretty well known to people to soooo, let me recommend a graphic novel,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blacksad

This is one of the best series of graphic novels I've ever read. Cats and violence. That's like crack and more crack.

Excellent. Now, what do you think about Googlebot? Isn't he one of our forums best contributors?

I...

I've had a long history with googlebot.

We met back in high school. She ran into me at the library when we tried to grab the same book. Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man by Steve Harvey. We went on so many beautiful dates, all revolving around our love for Steve Harvey. I loved her but...we fell out of love. I wanted to marry her. Now I pretend I'm a lion on the internet.

That's a very touching story. Now, what do you do in your spare time? What are your hobbies besides pretending to be a lion on the Internet?

Joke thinking.

I like to just kinda sit around and think of funny stuff to hopefully add to a stand-up set one day. I don't have a lot of hobbies though, which kinda suck because I'm bored a lot.

One last question: Do you think that Lolcats should be banned from the Internet?

That and the y u no shit. So god daisies dumb.

Yeah. I'm tired of rageface as well, and how the Internet's sucked it dry of any humor.

that was kind of a weird way to end it

y u no like memes

That was actually very interesting to read.
IMO, these interviews really help to understand others pretty well. Which is nice, since it's unnerving to those who think they are conversing with complete strangers (even though that's what it is exactly...)