AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's not Mel Gibson, that's William Wallace.

Mine doesn't wear facepaint like a girl!

He looks more like this:

There's about a claymore's length of difference between make-up and war paint.

No there isn't. Everyone knows the paint is just meant to look pretty for your opponents. Remember, shiny armor is SCARY armor!

Someone brought up gay sex in Confessions, so we're talking about it here. Get it out of your system.

Even though I'm bi, I wouldn't like to try it. Hell, not even on top, because it still sounds like it would be uncomfortable and I'd be worrying the entire time if I'm screwing up my theoretical gay lover's insides.

Not exclusively gay sex, anal sex in general. The hygienics of it have always kind of worried me. I know of lavages, but how long are those "effective"?

I don't like any of the touching. I just really like some people regardless of sex.

I don't get sucking butt.

Anal sex has always sort of perplexed me, especially for gay couples.

I mean, just, how does it feel that the only kind of sex you're capable of having together is borderline scat?

lol thats not the only kind of sex you can have. There is a lot more to sex that just fucking a hole. And it isn't like shit is flying all over the place.

There's other ways too you know. Oral sex and stuff.

Yeah, I guess I did forget them.

But about the 'shit flying everywhere' thing, I did say borderline.
I dunno, it still doesn't seem.... intimate? that's not the right word at all.

You just need to find the right man, Cobb.

Oh god what am I saying.