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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:08 pm 
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Betrippin are you a girl? Are you unaware that penis' shrivel in cold water?
Also Xabryn is kind of right, we shouldn't be too TMI. Make a WTMI thread for it.

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I've decided I'm not gonna save any more porn to my porn folder. All of its content is varied enough, so I don't really need anything new.

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Exeres
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Eventually there will be a NSFW thread for crazy shit.

And then a NSFL thread. So Spoony can tell us about his day-to-day.

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In one day, you could ruin an empire.

Or use those 24 hours to make people believe Chris magically became smart using whatever bullshit you want. You could probably tell people you made a wish on your magic Sonichu pendant to be intelligent for just one day.


I'd convince everyone that CWC was a master troll all along. The only problem is to stop him from screwing it up again afterwards.

Convince everyone of master troll first
Suicide at end of day

But then you'd either die or end up killing someone, so????

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Are you unaware that penis' shrivel in cold water?



That completely slipped my mind

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I am WELL aware of that fact. my uncle's pool is so cold that one year he threw ice in there.
4th of July.
Stayed for about 5 hours.

It's so cold that, for the uninitiated, your dick shrinks so fast it practically becomes a vagina.

In news related to recent posts: I really do not understand the "comfort" of boxers. I had to unstick my balls from my thighs about 5 billion times today.

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Exeres
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Everyone's different. I like boxer briefs. Covers everything, not too tight.

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I find boxers comfortable. but oops I don't have junk to re-ajust so.

Side note and not related:
My tits hurt like a beast. My period is gonna fucking suck.

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Exeres wrote:
Everyone's different. I like boxer briefs. Covers everything, not too tight.


Boxer briefs all the way. I tried regular boxers once, but my pecker kept popping out of the fly

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My legs are hairy as fuck and it's annoying and I want to get rid of all of it.
I'm not just talking about my legs.

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You let Mel Gibson near your junk with a sharp object?
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I think he didn't mean that Scotsman.
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Mel Gibson's Aussie anyway.

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