Absolute most GRAY AREA thing you've done

Marluxia.Kyoshu · **Joined:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:32 pm **Posts:** 232

Plasma wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:

When i was a small lass

YOU'RE A GIRL?!

No.

Notice how he said "was".

:awesome:

TH POST
*fanfare*

AngelKate · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:39 pm

Hmm ... I haven't really done many "bad" things.

I suppose the closest would be accidentally "stealing" a bottle of pop once. I was thirsty so I grabbed a bottle out of one of those coolers on the end of the checkout lanes and drank it while I was walking around the store, intending to pay for it when I left. I completely forgot though and threw the bottle away when I was done with it and didn't realize it until after I left. Oops.

I also glare at or cough loudly around people who are smoking in public. I was walking behind some guy smoking once and the smoke was blowing right back into my face so I coughed really loud and ran in front of him and just glared at him as I walked away. Fucker.

Lol, pageget :awesome:

Rina · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:35 pm

In the fifth grade, there was some little brat who kept annoying me, so I pushed her off the slide head first, then dragged her up the bridge and kicked her off. Two years later, I almost castrated her brother, and then two years ago when I was in Florida, some three year old was cussin me out and saying I looked preggers and such despite being severely underweight... I held him under water for a while until my brother had dragged me away.

Leoj · **Joined:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:48 pm **Posts:** 1977

Rina wrote:

In the fifth grade, there was some little brat who kept annoying me, so I pushed her off the slide head first, then dragged her up the bridge and kicked her off. Two years later, I almost castrated her brother, and then two years ago when I was in Florida, some three year old was cussin me out and saying I looked preggers and such despite being severely underweight... I held him under water for a while until my brother had dragged me away.

Don't mess with Rina.

SBKT · **Joined:** Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:30 pm **Posts:** 1194

Rina wrote:

In the fifth grade, there was some little brat who kept annoying me, so I pushed her off the slide head first, then dragged her up the bridge and kicked her off. Two years later, I almost castrated her brother, and then two years ago when I was in Florida, some three year old was cussin me out and saying I looked preggers and such despite being severely underweight... I held him under water for a while until my brother had dragged me away.

Here is past grey.

MORGANMAN · **Joined:** Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:26 pm **Posts:** 429

I punched a kid in the stomach in second grade, because I was all needlessly angsty and he wouldn't leave me alone. Got detention, read Charlotte's Web while I was in there. Good book.

Rina wrote:

In the fifth grade, there was some little brat who kept annoying me, so I pushed her off the slide head first, then dragged her up the bridge and kicked her off. Two years later, I almost castrated her brother, and then two years ago when I was in Florida, some three year old was cussin me out and saying I looked preggers and such despite being severely underweight... I held him under water for a while until my brother had dragged me away.

Madre de Dios. That is what I would call blacker than the blackest black times infinity area, not gray area. Jeez.

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:12 pm

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Plasma wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:

When i was a small lass

YOU'RE A GIRL?!

No.

Notice how he said "was".

:awesome:

TH POST
*fanfare*

Just like Katie

The Idiotic Oracle:
SHE'S A GIRL!!

I said 'was' because i am no longer a small lass. I am a grown lass. <3

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:14 pm

Let's see...I stole a little bit of candy as a kid, it couldn't have been over a dollar's worth.

MORGANMAN wrote:

I punched a kid in the stomach in second grade, because I was all needlessly angsty and he wouldn't leave me alone. Got detention, read Charlotte's Web while I was in there. Good book.

You were allowed to read while in detention?

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:16 pm

scebboaliwiw wrote:

Let's see...I stole a little bit of candy as a kid, it couldn't have been over a dollar's worth.

MORGANMAN wrote:

I punched a kid in the stomach in second grade, because I was all needlessly angsty and he wouldn't leave me alone. Got detention, read Charlotte's Web while I was in there. Good book.

You were allowed to read while in detention?

I finished the last of the Lord of the Rings trilogy that i'd been whittling away at one per month for the past couple of years while in a three-hour detention.

I felt good.

Can't remember what the detention was for. But i bet it wasn't my fault.

MORGANMAN · **Joined:** Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:26 pm **Posts:** 429

scebboaliwiw wrote:

Let's see...I stole a little bit of candy as a kid, it couldn't have been over a dollar's worth.

MORGANMAN wrote:

I punched a kid in the stomach in second grade, because I was all needlessly angsty and he wouldn't leave me alone. Got detention, read Charlotte's Web while I was in there. Good book.

You were allowed to read while in detention?

You're forgetting the fact that this was second grade detention, which at my old school, basically was "crack jokes to the ditzy teacher in the room" hour.

Myk · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:40 pm

Rina wrote:

In the fifth grade, there was some little brat who kept annoying me, so I pushed her off the slide head first, then dragged her up the bridge and kicked her off. Two years later, I almost castrated her brother, and then two years ago when I was in Florida, some three year old was cussin me out and saying I looked preggers and such despite being severely underweight... I held him under water for a while until my brother had dragged me away.

What we have here is a case of the BIG FAT LIAR.

Ungeheuer · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:09 pm

Myk wrote:

Rina wrote:

In the fifth grade, there was some little brat who kept annoying me, so I pushed her off the slide head first, then dragged her up the bridge and kicked her off. Two years later, I almost castrated her brother, and then two years ago when I was in Florida, some three year old was cussin me out and saying I looked preggers and such despite being severely underweight... I held him under water for a while until my brother had dragged me away.

What we have here is a case of the BIG FAT LIAR.

Which magically makes the post related to the thread once more. :awesome:

duhrdotcom · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:33 pm

I got into a fight with a kid in the 4th grade. He wouldn't shut up, so I hit him with my book. He then punched me in the soulder really hard. The teacher saw and took us into the nucleus and said to wait so she could get the principal. I threw a chair at him and eneded up getting detention for 2 days.

Corvidophile · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:07 am

I lost my last canine tooth while biting someone in an outright attack in fifth grade. Popped right out and nestled into a fold on their sleeve. All he could do was repeatedly shout "OH MY GOD"

Actually, I bit a lot of people, but this one's most interesting.

Feyrhagan · **Joined:** Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:34 pm **Posts:** 607

Well, as much as I don't really want to do admit it, I'm not who you think I am. For more information, see the thread titled Apologies.

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