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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:58 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:00 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I really love being a man when hearing things like this. I also love having a penis, though it'd probably be interesting to have a vagina for a day or so.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:20 am 
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Yeah, for a day or so, perhaps.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:27 am 
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Y'all want to be Chris-Chan for a day.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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That would be the worst day ever.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Naw man best day ever

For a whole day you would have the rights to Sonichu. Imagine the power

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You could Zap to the Extreme. FOR A WHOLE DAY!


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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In one day, you could ruin an empire.

Or use those 24 hours to make people believe Chris magically became smart using whatever bullshit you want. You could probably tell people you made a wish on your magic Sonichu pendant to be intelligent for just one day.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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If I were chris I would wash for a day. You know he needs it.


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If I were Chris I'd clean his whole goddamn house.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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If I was Chris for a day I'd bathe, make a formal apology to the internet via video, and burn everything Sonichu related.
Also did I mention bathe?

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