AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but Zac Efron is still the main character.
I wish I could get the next page.

Granted, but Merlin edits it so that you DON'T get it.

I wish for a bagel and cream cheese.

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish the Dr. Pepper wasn't warm.

YAY ! My wish has been granted !
Granted, but they then put real pepper inside Dr. pepper.
I wish I were a girl.

granted, but you're a transvestite.

I wish people's feet didn't sweat.

Granted. Now their ears sweat. Ewww.


I wish my parents would let me have my laptop back.

Granted, but they erased all of your pr0n.
I wish girls thought I'm pretty.

Granted. The girls are now so ugly that they think you're the fairest of them all.


I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, you are now doing nothing and you find it funny. You then wet your pants and die because of lack of air.

I wish Angie would get back to the kitchen.

Granted, but I (Angie for you non-CAZF members) divorce you soon after.

I wish that someone didn't post before my reply.

Granted but now befores is way before and soon is never (So you are still my slave/wife) and after is way way way way back in the days.

I wish that my Rolex was not so dirty in the hidden places.

Granted but you are no longer hungry. And you can never eat again.

I wish people were less judgemental

Granted. Now it's the animals that are judgemental. You get a pet. It hates you.

I wish chalk didn't smell so musty.

Granted. It smells like flowers. People everywhere begin to snort and die.

I wish I could get regular sleep.

Granted but it is with an ugly booty transvestite.

I wish I wish I was a fish!