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FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:42 pm

I just realized Christian's life could make a pretty good sitcom.
The sitcom which ends with a narrator telling the audience what
Chris did wrong in each episode.
An educational sitcom based on a true story.

Just me?

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:43 pm

Tonight, on the CWC story:
- Bullcrap! "I could jog five miles a day with Kacey"
- Horrors! "Mmmm....salty"
- And how you DON'T arrange speech bubbles!!

But first, who does he think he is kidding when he says Rosechu is NOTHING LIKE Amy Rose? There may be small alterations, but there are way more similaries than differences!!

NDividedByZero · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:22 pm

THE CWC SHOW (TRANSCRIPT)

EPISODE 1: THE BEGINNING

Episode starts on a grassy hill. The wind blows fiercely, as the grass rustles and as storm clouds begin to form. Suddenly, a violent bolt of lightning hits the center of the hill and lingers for a few seconds. As the flash fades away, an obese, nerdy-looking man stands where the bolt was, in a position akin to that of a warrior holding up his blade to the sky.

CHRIS: Sonichu!

Audience laughs.

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:49 pm

CHRIS: ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWERS!!!

More laughs as nothing happens

EDIT:

Oh Snap!

According to the CWCki, Bob died on the 6th.

I feel sorry for him (Bob). D:>

Now all we have to do is watch as Barb and Chris slowly ruin themselves.

NDividedByZero · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:48 pm

Nichi :3 wrote:

I wonder why Bob's Feet are swelling.. If he dies Barb and Chris are screwed.

This was posted 2 days after Bob's death.

Huh, it looks like the Chandlers were able to keep something private for more than a few minutes.

R.I.P Robert Franklin Chandler

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:52 pm

Rest in peace, you crazy internet lumberjack.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Oh crap. That's not good.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:24 pm

Why does this actully make me feel geniunly sad.

D-vid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:26 pm

Because people dying is always sad, no matter what kind of crazy, dirty, lazy person they were.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:29 pm

A human life is a human life.
I'd be sad if Chris himself died. Regardless if it's Chris or not, a human life is precious.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Gryewolf wrote:

a human life is precious.

Well, I wouldn't go THAT far, but still, I feel bad about Bob.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:50 pm

If you don't think human life is precious than you'll be a perfect the yearly sacrifice.

Akio · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:20 pm

Gryewolf wrote:

A human life is a human life.
I'd be sad if Chris himself died. Regardless if it's Chris or not, a human life is precious.

I seriously had to think for a second whether or not I would be sad if Chris died. Alas, I would not.
...Oh okay, I would be. I find anyone dying to be sad. Even if it's... Chris.

Now let me visit the cwcki to verify Bob's dea- OMFG CHRIS'S PENIS
OH
FUCKING
GOD
AAAAGH
NOT AGAIN

...

That wasn't worth the verification; not at all.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:26 pm

Don't get me wrong, I wont lose any sleep over his passing. But I wont be throwing parties and pooping in the chimmney either.

NDividedByZero · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:48 pm

WE ARE SORRY, BUT THE CWC SHOW MUST BE INTERRUPTED INDEFINITELY FOR THIS IMPORTANT AND SADDENING SUDDEN NEWS.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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