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[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:32 am

Dragoon wrote:

Do you have pictures of a woman ready for when Chris asks for them?

You aren't a real man unless you already have those pictures on your computer.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

[Citation Needed] wrote:

Dragoon wrote:

Do you have pictures of a woman ready for when Chris asks for them?

You aren't a real man unless you already have those pictures on your computer.

Well, he could be homosex.

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:20 am

This sounds like it could be funny~ :3

MBee · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:51 am

I approve of this plan
It could be lulzy

abgar · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:43 am

What if you success and the trolls get mad at you and you become the objective and then you become the CWC and then someone tries to do the same thing to you and the same thing happens to them and you break the universe?

Anyways, if you truly want to do that i'd recommend using a public computer or something.

Akio · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:41 pm

I watched a documentary on 9/11 the other day. This came to mind.
Chris seeps his way into my everyday life and ruins everything.
Why? ;-;

Well, I wish you good luck, Ned.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

pop flyin' Cirno day!!!!! (Just so you can forgot Chris while reading this comment)

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

There Once Was a Ned wrote:

So... Ned's decided to do something...

Objective
Make contact with Christian Weston Chandler and initiate mass L.U.L.s.

[x] Send out feelers towards Chris, attempt to contact through several methods. Skype, Youtube, Snail Mail.
[ ] Make contact.
[ ] Convince Chris that I'm female without expressly stating so.
[ ] Make contact with one of the famous trolls.
[ ] Cooperate with trolls to mess with Chris.
[ ] Find out embarrassing things unknown about Chris.
[ ] Convince Chris to make a total booty of himself on Youtube.
[ ] Convince Chris to feature me in a comic.
[ ] Get Saga named after self.

Well then... Anyone care to wish me luck? :3

Stop right there.

First off, Chris deletes all emails from addresses he doesn't recognize. He does not check his PMs on Youtube, does not have Skype, and his parents burn all unrecognized mail.

Two, in the event you do make contact with his trolls, they will out you immediately to further their own current plan. You are not the first person to try this, and everyone who has tried has been an enormous retard. This sort of thing has derailed sagas before.

This dates back to the Ivy Saga. Chris's trolls let Joshua Martinez join in as well, pretending to be Vanessa Hudgens. It quickly became obvious that Josh was doing it for personal gain, and this got so far out of hand that the plug had to be pulled on the saga. At another point, during the Junior Jenkins saga, one idiot tried to wreck the saga in an attempt to start his own. It failed only due to Chris being a tremendous idiot and the idiot in question was outed by Chris himself.

Besides, Chris already has a fake girlfriend at the moment, so there's really no point to your plan. Plus, Chris's trolls hate people who try to get their own sagas.

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:49 pm

The sheer amount of information you have on the inner machinations of everything scares me ultra bidoof

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:58 pm

Blitz Walrus wrote:

The sheer amount of information you have on the inner machinations of everything scares me ultra bidoof

This is probably the 1,407th time this has been said in this thread.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:26 pm

Oh man Ultra Bidoof must be Chris' alter ego.

Stu_Pidasl · **Joined:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:55 pm **Posts:** 720

This thread has negatively impacted my life in a severe way but I can't stop coming to look at it I wonder why

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:29 pm

Exeres wrote:

Stu_Pidasl wrote:

This thread has negatively impacted my life in a severe way but I can't stop coming to look at it I wonder why

This is probably the 1,407th time this has been said in this thread.

MBee · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:39 pm

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

There Once Was a Ned wrote:

So... Ned's decided to do something...

Objective
Make contact with Christian Weston Chandler and initiate mass L.U.L.s.

[x] Send out feelers towards Chris, attempt to contact through several methods. Skype, Youtube, Snail Mail.
[ ] Make contact.
[ ] Convince Chris that I'm female without expressly stating so.
[ ] Make contact with one of the famous trolls.
[ ] Cooperate with trolls to mess with Chris.
[ ] Find out embarrassing things unknown about Chris.
[ ] Convince Chris to make a total booty of himself on Youtube.
[ ] Convince Chris to feature me in a comic.
[ ] Get Saga named after self.

Well then... Anyone care to wish me luck? :3

Stop right there.

First off, Chris deletes all emails from addresses he doesn't recognize. He does not check his PMs on Youtube, does not have Skype, and his parents burn all unrecognized mail.

Two, in the event you do make contact with his trolls, they will out you immediately to further their own current plan. You are not the first person to try this, and everyone who has tried has been an enormous retard. This sort of thing has derailed sagas before.

This dates back to the Ivy Saga. Chris's trolls let Joshua Martinez join in as well, pretending to be Vanessa Hudgens. It quickly became obvious that Josh was doing it for personal gain, and this got so far out of hand that the plug had to be pulled on the saga. At another point, during the Junior Jenkins saga, one idiot tried to wreck the saga in an attempt to start his own. It failed only due to Chris being a tremendous idiot and the idiot in question was outed by Chris himself.

Besides, Chris already has a fake girlfriend at the moment, so there's really no point to your plan. Plus, Chris's trolls hate people who try to get their own sagas.

Man, Ultra Bidoof, you just helped prevent a tragedy

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:04 am

NO FUN ALLOWED

But yeah, I guess sitting back to watch what's going on isn't too bad, either. We don't wanna be trolled by the trolls for trying to troll.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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