AWKWARD ZOMBIE

@Teraem,
I'm not really sure how reliable that story is, since I know from experience that your guts are very tightly packed together with little room for movement. Of course, if you put them back in wrong, there is more room for movement, so it's probably partially true.

Your guts are usually held in place, because they are all mostly connected to each other in specific ways and it would be kind of bad for them to get mixed up

I think that was kinda their point, though I wasn't there myself. From what I heard they just kinda shoved 'em back in and said "meh, it'll right itself."

I sometimes got some strange feelings, like I felt that my organs were moving around inside of me. Sometimes I felt like my heart was sliding down, heh. But yeah, it was just a very weird feeling and my organs didn't reorganize themselves.

Yeah, that probably really wasn't your hearth sliding down, else there'd be ripped arteries all over the place. The thing is, your intestines do move, they contract and retract, and a lot of stuff moves through, and gas builds up and is de-pressurized, so it's normal to feel some strange stuff. Unless you're in agony, I wouldn't worry about it.

So I put my pants on again and figured out they made me to hot so I took 'em off.

I swear I quoted lyra

Just another day in the life of Trygve.

So I don't know why but my left knee feels like it has one of those nasty bruises that makes it hurt to stand.
No bruise.

Today in a gym class I didn't sign up for, we had to run a pacer test.
I ran 420 meters on this bad leg.

I would have done much better, but my leg was yelling at me to cut the crap.

ugh god i hate the pacer test
i got to 29 and quit
i think i was the first in my class to drop out
and then when i woke up this morning both of my legs screamed in pain
we did push ups and sit ups in the same day

god that reminds me....
in seventh grade when i had to do the shuttle run for the first time i slipped and went crashing down to the floor..... i swear everyone stared in stunned silence for several minutes
god dammit

I only need one gym course to graduate. I took Yoga.easiest pass everrrrrrr.

You did a 29 on pacer? That's not bad at all, fairly good actually.

420 is 21, so I must be around the same boat.
But they actually had to STOP THE TEST for this one kid who made it to 130.
I swear he's an android.


In my school you need 1 full credit from Gym and health. They're each worth half.
Also you can't take yoga until after the first gym.
Fucking hell.

Easiest pass for me this year will be graphic design. The first semester is bodaciously learning to use Photoshop. GUESS WHAT I KNOW HOW TO DO

Unrelated note: I tried wearing boxers again. Lasted 20 minutes, changed back into tighty-whities. I have no idea but boxers make me uncomfortable.

I haven't worn tighty-whities in 14 years and I don't ever plan to again. It always feels like there's either too little or too much room for my junk. And there's only ever too much when they're simply much too big.

sexy pants