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Exeres · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:08 pm

I awoke from a fevered dream that my mind refuses to recall, and I was compelled to type. I know not what forced my hands to reveal this truth, but it stands as it is. The trolls, the flirts, the ones who laugh at this man are firmly part of The Third. Any who study this man, in any fashion, are doomed to insanity. The only variable with any meaning in this universal equation is time.

abgar · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:47 pm

At first you JUST read about a LONELY MAN.
Then you find YOURSELF drawing your own ORIGINAL CHARACTERS and CAPITALIZING random words for EMPHASIS.
Being TRUE AND HONEST with every comment you POST on the INTERNET.
Recording yourself doing STRANGE THINGS and stalking YOUR women.

Run while YOU CAN.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

He who watches manchildren might take care lest he thereby become a manchild. And if you gaze for long into the fail, the fail gazes also into you.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

Why since I started to see the term "tomgirl" I cannot even look at Cirno without thinking of Chris-chan?

Nichi :3 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:28 am

I wonder why Bob's Feet are swelling.. If he dies Barb and Chris are screwed.

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:01 pm

Nichi :3 wrote:

I wonder why Bob's Feet are swelling.. If he dies Barb and Chris are screwed.

My thoughts exactly.

MBee · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:30 pm

Well I made an account. I blame this thread.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

MBee wrote:

Well I made an account. I blame this thread.

yea happened the same to me

NDividedByZero · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:14 pm

Awkward Zombie: Now a popular hangout for Chris-watchers

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

rambage wrote:

MBee wrote:

Well I made an account. I blame this thread.

yea happened the same to me

Guilty.

It sucks you in.

There Once Was a Ned · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:11 pm

So... Ned's decided to do something...

Objective
Make contact with Christian Weston Chandler and initiate mass L.U.L.s.

[x] Send out feelers towards Chris, attempt to contact through several methods. Skype, Youtube, Snail Mail.
[ ] Make contact.
[ ] Convince Chris that I'm female without expressly stating so.
[ ] Make contact with one of the famous trolls.
[ ] Cooperate with trolls to mess with Chris.
[ ] Find out embarrassing things unknown about Chris.
[ ] Convince Chris to make a total booty of himself on Youtube.
[ ] Convince Chris to feature me in a comic.
[ ] Get Saga named after self.

Well then... Anyone care to wish me luck? :3

There Once Was a Ned · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:14 pm

Yes, by the way, I have done everything stated in the first step, even the mail part... Couldn't find his current e-mail address no matter how hard I tried, though...

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Well, good luck, but I don't think it will work, sadly.

There Once Was a Ned · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:53 pm

Well, I can try, no knowing how far this will go

Dragoon · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:12 am

Do you have pictures of a woman ready for when Chris asks for them?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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