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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:06 pm 
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Mete wrote:
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The result of acne medicine: I'm using 3 different lotions for my skin, one for dry skin, one for broken skin and one for muscle pains.


And did it actually remove your acne?

It's helped but I've only been using it for a couple of weeks. I don't even know how long the treatment lasts, but afaik it's a few months and one course should be enough.

...my dad went through five.


i thought most acne medications advise that you continue the treatment even after you start to see results
i've been using mine for like a year now and somehow my acne is starting to act up a bit again so idk
if we have to go through another round of trying out different acne medications i am going to throw a shitfit
i seriously have a line of zits that curves from my right cheek to my chin :I and i can't use any medication on my chin because for SOME REASON it is incredibly sensitive there and it gets rough and dark (but doesn't peel!)
i could complain forever about my bad skin because most of the people i see hanging around at school and such have perfect skin, it's ridiculous

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I like looking at porn/ hentai casually with my internet friend Samuel and critique it

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
I like looking at porn/ hentai casually with my internet friend Samuel and critique it


Sometimes with a group of friends we sit down, watch some porn and it just works as the best comedy ever made. Want a good night? Watch some porn with friends. Preferably a mixed company.

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Is it doctor-assigned? I'm using stuff that's only prescripted when regular medicine doesn't work and the doctor said one round is enough in almost 90% of cases.

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Can you misplace your guts by moving funny? Cos I think I might of done that.


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What makes you think you did that?

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Is it doctor-assigned? I'm using stuff that's only prescripted when regular medicine doesn't work and the doctor said one round is enough in almost 90% of cases.


Haha Mete, for a second there I thought you were talking about porn.

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I like looking at porn/ hentai casually with my internet friend Samuel and critique it


Sometimes with a group of friends we sit down, watch some porn and it just works as the best comedy ever made. Want a good night? Watch some porn with friends. Preferably a mixed company.


This so much, we've even had one of my friends dad watch it with us. You have to try and find the porn with a story though. My favourite so far was this vampire themed thing, where two vampire slayers, Van Cockslaying and Buff, have to defeat a vampire mistress by cumming on her face.

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Can you misplace your guts by moving funny? Cos I think I might of done that.

Not as far as I know, what is the problem?


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it's really, really hard to explain.


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Let me tell you a funny story about guts. A guy I knew does some anti-drug enforcement stuff and long story short, a guy had to be operated because he couldn't poop out the drugs. The guy I knew had to be present during the operation because 'hey, Drugs'.

So he's standing there, very carefully not touching anything, when one of the surgeons calls him over to get a look. He was pretty much astounded by how relaxed those guys were while they were cutting this dude open.

Eventually they just scooped out the guys intestines, dumped them on his chest, cut them through, popped out the drugs like they were mentos or something, sewed the intestines back together and dumped them all back in again.

My friend goes "shouldn't those be in order or anything?" Surgeon goes "Nah, it'll figure itself out. He'll be feeling it for a few weeks though" and lols.

So yeah, moral of the story, your guts could probably misplace somehow.

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there's this odd kid who used to be in our group and anyways he tried watching porn once and all that happened was us shouting "TURN IT OFF" and him getting a tent in his jeans.

i would not like it to happen again.

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