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Dedivax
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Had too much calcium today.

I feel sick.


Do you have boneRs as hard as adamantium now?

What I read

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Crispy wrote:
Tales, my heels are cracked BECAUSE They're Dry. DRYING them out will likely make them I dunno, MORE DRY. and make them crack more. :I

It's alright. You will just have tough Hobbit-esque feet.

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BurntToShreds wrote:
Crispy wrote:
Tales, my heels are cracked BECAUSE They're Dry. DRYING them out will likely make them I dunno, MORE DRY. and make them crack more. :I

It's alright. You will just have tough Hobbit-esque feet.


FFS...

Fine

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Oh man I love dried fruit but it gives me the foulest gas :c

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I hate when I exercise while wearing contacts.
The next morning I have to clean that yellow, boogery stuff out of the corners of my eyes from the sweat.

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I ate some Domino's BBQ wings a few weeks ago.

About 15 minutes after eating them, my stomach got upset.

I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes.

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They suck. Too tough to bite, too solid to suck on, and every time you go for a nibble you get sticky gummi on your face.

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So I am lactose intolerant

For dinner I had grilled cheese and milk


let's see how long it takes my booty to destroy the toilet

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Exactly why did you think it a good idea to eat grilled cheese and milk if you knew that?

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That reminds me of the time my lactose-intolerant friend had a piece of the ice-cream cake we had for another friend's birthday. We locked him in the bathroom for an hour.

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Exactly why did you think it a good idea to eat grilled cheese and milk if you knew that?


Because it's not bad


mostly just really bad gas that tricks me into thinking I need to poop

also, I'm craving Dairy tonight for some odd reason.

so this will be a fun fart filled night tonight

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so this will be a fun fart filled night tonight

Hot, mind if I join you?

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Went for a run today

It was so hot/humid I could actually wring some sweat from my shirt
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For the guys out there

when you were little, did you ever think the piss was stored in your balls?
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What a stupid thing to type

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